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badjokesbyjeff

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

quantumshade

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

remmickz

Y/N: Why can't walkers just like eat bread or something

Rick:

Y/N: They wouldn't be deadly, they would just be dragging themselves everywhere and like stealing people's bread from their houses

Carl: graaaaaaaains

alsophila-grahami

SOUP! SEASON! 🍲🧡🍜

gxth-jxck / mine / bewgtweets / panera's most excellent soup swimsuit / a pot of red lentils by peter pereira / bagardcardsandcrafts / the adventure zone: amnesty / one-time-i-dreamt / thevegancokehead / bridgeovertroubledwater1970

wildefluorescent

abba releasing new music feels as if da vinci had just dropped mona lisa 2

sprachgefuehle

that awkward moment when you have the zoom link for a formal meeting right in front of you but you don’t want to arrive too early but also don’t wanna be late so you just stare at the screen until it’s the exact right moment to enter the zoom session. I just love how we as humans took the horrible feeling of “I don’t know if it’s appropriate to knock already” and translated it to the internet.

eternalgirlscout

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

greeksblog

•Claire de lune•

•Debussy•

natalieironside

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

sparrowpharoh

The Pope is canonically Catholic

natalieironside

How dare you be funnier than me

theeternalghost

We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.

fleetwoodmactshirt

musette22

MINNIE, I'M

GODDAMMIT, I-

He really does 😭😭😭

madmensideblog

Books featured on Mad Men

krispyklean-deactivated20220530

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

crittizen

this is a poem

wa-u-moved

i couldn’t not draw this

ancientsstudies

Time will tell, I suppose, or at least, these pages will.

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

1700's medical illustrators be like "hey boss can I put a rhinoceros behind this anotomically correct sketch of the human skeleton" and the boss be like "only for the books being published in these specific european countries" and then they high-five and go out for drinks

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Medical illustrator:

France, Holland and Germany:

janey-jane

yoooo that’s Clara the rhinoceros - she was towed around Europe so much in the mid 18thc. as an exotic attraction that she became like a fad and all sorts of artists drew, painted, and sculpted her (and also randomly stuck her in the bkgds of anatomical drawings)

janey-jane

lol, for everyone asking about the ‘void face’ woman - she’s wearing a mask called a ‘vizard’ or ‘moretta’. they originally show up in late 16thc upper class European ladies fashion. They were worn while traveling to maintain a fashionably pale complexion, but they evolved over time to become a popular component of masquerades.

In Venice in particular, the style lingered and became popular to wear during Carnival, or as a way for upper class women to disguise their identity so they could engage in activities that might otherwise be considered improper (gambling, flirting, or just like... going about the city without a proper chaperone)

an interesting construction note - these masks weren’t tied on. They were made with a bead or button attached inside the mask which was held between the teeth. If a wearer wanted to speak, she would have to remove the mask.