meow

that's fair

[veryniceandgood]

In light of recent findings, I believe with my whole heart that Harry Styles is gonna be on The Good Place and I just need to register this publicly for when I’m right.

[aquaflv]

one of my friends said she saw eric andre at the women’s march in DC. she asked “are you eric andre or do you just look like him?” and he said “i don’t speak english, i just memorized this sentence phonetically” and left

[welcometothefinalshow]

four this or that

steal my girl or act my age? ready to run or where do broken hearts go? 18 or night changes? fool’s gold or once in a lifetime? girl almighty or no control? fireproof or spaces? stockholm syndrome or change your ticket? clouds or illusion?

[sashayed]

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ  ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

[andis-dollz-deactivated20260504]

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry leaving a gym in LA - January 17th

[dahliadear]

So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

[loganes]

me: why do i feel terrible body: coffee is not a meal body: eat a vegetable body: sleep me: guess we’ll never know body: oh my god

[booksfunquotes]

[inksplit]

[kazoomusic]

yeah thanks me too

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[succubitic-deactivated20150903]

i think everybody’s biggest regret is being like 5 when emo was popular

[djpaulyd]

Nothing ever made me feel old like this post just did

[sstyles]

iHeartRadio Music Festival - September 22nc, 2017

[tastefullyoffensive]

[saintsideways]

FLANIMALS

[masterblaster]

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth