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Peter: listen steve...

Peter: in this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Steve: I’m begging you to please stop talking.

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Peter: i don’t have a nervous system.

Peter: i am a nervous system.

tom: *breathes*

mackie: oh my god, shut the fuck up

someone to bucky: would you say you’re an independent person?

bucky: *looks at steve*

steve: *nods*

bucky: i’d say so, yes.

natasha: who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?

steve: tony’s

tony: fuck shit up out there and don’t die.

Peter: things i want, snuggles.

Peter: things i receive, struggles.

Steve: *kisses Bucky’s cheek*

Bucky: what’s this?

Steve: affection

Bucky: disgusting

Bucky: ...

Bucky: do it again

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Computer: Confirm your password.

Steve: Yes, this is my password.

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Peter: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M CAPABLE OFF

Tony: I don’t wanna sound rude, but i feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Peter: I heard an interesting rumour today.

Shuri: only one? That’s weird, i started at least ten.

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Steve: I wanna do something.

Bucky: Do me.

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Steve: I think i like this girl.

Sharon: Really? Who?

Steve: Um, she kinda looks like you

Sharon: aww, is it me? ;)

Steve: No, your aunt.

Sharon: ...

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