[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

[ratcoffee]

[marieduplessis]

holy shit

[love-to-love-puppies]

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[catchymemes]

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

no, you know what? respect. he put his mouth where his money is and experienced consequences immediately. every american politician should be taking fucking notes and opt out of government health insurance. out of pocket you entitled fucks. the punjab chief minister is more committed than you ever were

[coiour-my-world]

“The entrance to another world” | “The illuminated tunnel with thousands of sakura-shaped bulbs sparkling in the heavy rain.” | Mie, Japan || godive2000

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 200 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[jayadan-deactivated20240228]

[seaglassandeelgrass]

Gorgeous stained-glass skylight ceilings in the Art Nouveau style, some bridging into Art Deco in design.

[campyvillain]

“do it for the vine” = allow yourself to live life in the moment instead of maintaining a facade of normalcy for the enjoyment of not only yourself but of those around you

“commit to the bit” = adhere to the guidelines of an event that will in retrospect be nothing but a minuscule footnote, but continue to execute it for the complex web of happiness it brings you and your collective now

“fuck it we ball” = get the most you can out of life by putting the very thrill of being alive first and everyday occurrences and responsibilities last

[ragemovement]

[mentallystill]

[id= reddit post by u/Particular_Break9989 that reads: my 58 year old mom is at the Royal Agricultural Winter Agricultural Fair and sent me this photo she took. The attached photo shows a sign that reads "pig viewing area". Beneath the sign, there are approximately five police officers. /end id]

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[jtightpants]