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Unrealistic, I had to fix it.
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
c*vid and the rest of the world’s swirling nonsense doesn’t have to ruin your birthday.
you could stream and hang out with your online communities and have a magical birthGay party!!!
incredibly honored and thankful to share another year with you all! 💜
Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character
Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER
*Entrapta voice* first I fix the spaceship, then I fuck the spaceship,
Farscape: the spaceship is now pregnant
Babylon 5: the spaceship may be carnivorous
Doctor Who: The spaceship can be anything from the MC’s bestie to a literal whale with a city strapped to its ass.
Anne McCaffrey: The spaceship has crushing student loan debt.
Crusade, the B5 spin off: the ship is being sexually harassed by a giant space alien who’s mistaken it for a member of it’s own species
Julian May: the ship is married to an alien and gives them psychic visions of the future
"You are so quiet" bro i daydream 80% of my time
when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy
mä tiedän että tää on vitsi, mutta mulla on paperi, joka kertoo, että oon opiskellut queer-teoriaa ja olen saatanan hyvä siinä
älkää käykö mulle, perkele. vastakarvaanluen teidät suohon jollei tavalliset tekstianalyysin keinot riitä. saatana.
I don’t know really what this means but that singular “satan.” is fucking killing me
It’s translated almost correctly except it is “I will read you into the swamp if.. ”
This refers to a Finnish folktale where Väinämöinen (a wizard) sings his opponent Joukahaisen into a swamp almost drowning him (Joukahaisen promised his sister as a wife for Väinämöinen in order to save himself)
Satan=Saatana is commonly used curseword in the Finnish language and used like Goddammit except more rude.
!!! thank you for helping me understand!!! This is actually rly cool!!
This post is a whole-ass queer mood and a Finnish folklore lesson all in one and I am 100% here for it
police have begun kidnapping protestors in kenosha
the people kidnapped are a part of riot kitchen
oops reblog this version. crew is released! here’s the gofundme for a food truck license, theyve almost reached their goal!
black people, please take care of yourselves. please take care of your health. please take care of your mind. please take care of your spirit.
i understand if your soul is not at peace. i understand if you are exhausted. just, please take care of yourselves in these dark, hateful times and surround yourself with people who understand why.
any black followers and friends, a thread of mental health resources if you need them can be found here!
wait people sleep with their doors closed????
okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed
okay, so I’m on my firefighter bullshit again.
Sleeping with your door closed can literally save your life.
In a properly alarmed home - that is a home where all of the smoke detectors are connected, either via hard wire, or via wifi system - a fire in one pat of the home will trip the smoke detectors in the *entire* home. Sleeping with your door CLOSED would not, then, contribute to how quickly you would hear the smoke detector alarm go off.
The door being closed, however, WOULD contribute to how much smoke enters your room while you are asleep and vulnerable and unable to guard your airway BEFORE the detector goes off. And in a modern home, the products of combustion are absolutely DEADLY. The gasses given off contain so many toxins and poisons, that if you sleep through the first few minutes of the fire and inhale that smoke? You won’t have enough coherence left TO wake up, even when the alarm is screaming in your ear.
The minutes that keeping your door closed can save before it burns through should your home catch fire in the middle of the night while you are asleep? Will literally save your life. Even something as cheap as an ordinary hollow core interior door. It’s enough.
Also demons in the hallway can't get me
hey tumblr fam- been a while
terribly sorry for my absence over the years, but much to the dismay of many i am still alive! that said, i come to you with a plea of sorts. :(
hi, i hate HATE to do this as i know we’re all struggling in our own ways right now. unfortunately, i’m in the middle of a freak health crisis with literally no answers or peace of mind as to what’s going on, and will have an insane amount of health bills coming my way that i can’t pay a single penny to. i can’t support myself or family, and am in need of financial help to get through the next few months; thus i begrudgingly make this post.
if you’re able to help: cashapp: $felweed https://ko-fi.com/felweed
no pressure if you’re unable to help out right now! i still love you! just trying to not drown in the very near future while getting 50 million tests administered and trying to figure out what’s happening to my body. i’ve also created a listography with more info about me (as i was never the best at sharing about myself) and my story.
https://listography.com/felweed
also also, in my absence from tumblr i’ve been more active on twitter over the years @sadgaytweet if you wanna keep up with me still!
i truly hate having to admit that i’m unable to support myself or my family; it’s embarrassing and frustrating. plus, i’d rather have just enough money to help out everyone ELSE who needs aid. not to be the one in need. alas, being a queer disabled survivor is really freaking tough. thank you for listening! be well to each other. <3
whale, somewhat of an update, not that it matters cuz i don’t think anyone follows my tumblr anymore, lol!
xrays, ultrasound and blood work came back and gave no indication other than “healthy organs”. except i’m stressing that doctors aren’t listening and something is truly so messed up inside my gut or somewhere. again, most likely caused by anxiety. alas, still can’t afford to even live over the next few months so it’s nigh impossible to tackle the anxiety and stress.
that said, i am seeing a therapist and we are about to begin exploring few treatment options over the coming months. again, can’t afford it but i have to deal with this and make it work somehow.
it’s not much, but i’ve taken to streaming when i can. mostly playing star wars the old republic, overwatch and fall guys right now. feel free to give me a follow and shout over @ twitch.tv/felweed_
i’ve also started working on a discord community for our stream community to hangout. it’s an honor to invite you to join us over in Felweed’s Garden, a space intended to support and uplift others who may need, a space for folks to feel seen and heard. this space is open to all, but in an effort to weed out hostility and toxicity, chatting privileges are reserved for followers (saplings), subscribers (blossoms) and moderators (gardeners). if you join and would like to chat, just message me letting me know you came from tumblr and i’ll gladly bump you up!
here’s the invite link: https://discord.gg/DVrGXx9
cheers fam, hope you’re well as of late. don’t give up, we’ll get through this!
Check out the Felweed's Garden community on Discord - hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will
guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -
the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?
english tourists are causing problems again
The history of Earth has never been summed up so succinctly before.
wow this reblog is funnier than my entire blog