(His)Panic! at the Disco

erik | 22 he/they twitter/ig: @loserkire

[toskarin]

always bothered me that george didn't know the man in the yellow hat's name. he was curious, but he didn't want to really listen. to really learn.

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[acidhues]

mushroom chat just dropped

[lastvalyrian]

[normal-horoscopes]

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

[sighinastorm]

What would you even say?

[bebe-benzenheimer]

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

[sighinastorm]

[mens-rights-activia]

[helloneels17]

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

[teaboot]

Haters will be like “containment breach”

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[karowl]

not that i’m anywhere close to an expert or anything but i’m pretty sure it would solve 99% of the problems with our government if elected officials couldn’t take donations. every campaigning government official should just. all get the same amount of money from the government for their campaigns. and everyone who holds a position in public office, up to and including the president, should have some kind of wealth cap.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[mens-rights-activia]

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

RAT DISEASE

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

finally…

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

new york syndrome

[incrediblysincere]

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

[incrediblysincere]

so would any man in the world hes not special

[pitchcraft]

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

[fancyladssnacks]

give it a few weeks

[azaleatown]

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude