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Minors DNI Hey, I’m Lyre. 27//They

[sadlilwoofwoof]

The EMT, attempting to prevent me from going into a food coma after I ate too many soup dumplings: ARE YOU A PROSPIT OR DERSE DREAMER? WHAT IS YOUR SYLLADEX MODUS???

Me, peering glassy-eyed into the ambulance's ceiling light: Wuh?

The EMT, pressing the charged-up the defibrillator to my chest: THEY'RE UNRESPONSIVE

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[miamaimania]

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.

[qsycomplainsalot]

Or in normal people words, it funny cause it’s a philosopher stone in the sense that it’s having a deep thought while having a ciggy.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[gremlininho]

[tsunglasses]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[rockergiirl]

i hate how pervasive the r-word has become again

its like the 2000s to early 2010s again where talking to anyone theres a good chance they'll casually say a slur without any thought

[rockergiirl]

and whats even more annoying now is people who'll try to weasel out of being called out on it

'oh its fine because i'm legally mentally disabled so i can say it' NOT HOW RECLAMATION WORKS

[rockergiirl]

AND SAME WITH DEGENERATE

STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NAZI

[fadedashtray]

my body has 0 tolerance for doing anything or going anywhere

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[maridiansnack]

The nurse called out. Luckily Tasque came in early

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[cad-comic]

[that1fungi]

we still talk about you

[gaycunt420]

[miikrowelle]

Some pokemon bugs I drew lately :1

I think I like Joltik hrmmmmmm