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orphetoon

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet

girllenin

quickboot

Thought I'd get a cute pic of Dumpling napping and this is what I got instead

#i like this friend

bulkhummus

based off of this post

lactating

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

lactating

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

threi

rereading

laughableillusions

I love the tale of Gawain and The Green Knight because it’s a tale about how even though Gawain isn’t as honorable as Lancelot or the other knights, he’s still good. He’s not great, but he’s good enough, and that’s all you have to really be. You make mistakes or make poor decisions but there is honor and courage in facing the consequences that come with them. Gawain accepted the challenge and went to the green chapel, knowing he would probably die, but he did it anyway because he had integrity enough to make good on his promise. It’s about how sometimes being great isn’t what to strive for, but sometimes just being good enough where you can still live with yourself is still worthwhile.

#and if you're just good enough you might get to be part of a throuple

papenathys

Rereading Gawain and the Green Knight again after my university years just Because I love it something serious. And well. Might be the first documented case of "my girlfriend and I saw you across the bar" in the history of English literature.

grail-lifesupport

it’s that time of year guys

grail-lifesupport

what if Gawain was a little hornier in sir gawain and the green knight?

merry christmas or smth

aynsasnya

yeeeeeeee

dajo42

you say "i mostly just think people should be free to live their life as they please" and somebody will respond "oh so you think EVIL MURDERERS should be allowed to EVIL KILL PEOPLE" and its like.....

first of all obviously not, thats such a bad faith argument for the sake of arguing and i think you know it is

second of all its weird thats the first thing you thought of? its weird that you went to such an extreme? since you allowed bad faith arguments into the discussion i could argue its reasonable for me to think you might wanna evil murder someone based on how quickly you thought of that

third of all and perhaps most importantly. evil murderers already evil kill people. not being allowed to hasnt stopped them so far. thats uh. thats why its called murder and not silly joes knifey knifey end a lifey power hour fun time

#I will be thinking about ‘silly joes knifey knifey end a lifey power hour fun time’ for the rest of my life #thank you for this incredible contribution to the phrases which circle endlessly inside my skull

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut