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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
Keni
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AnasAbdin
will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Sade Olutola
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@sadness-killls
y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit
its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder
assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
“people can be so quiet about their pain, that you forget they are hurting. that is why it is so important to always be kind.”
— Nikita Gill
Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden
as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.
youtube is down - why?
okay so
they detected a security breach in google+ and since nobody used google+ except to like log into youtube. and post.
people didn’t realise it was a thing for like four years
but now they’re trying to shut down google+
except that they forgot
ALL OF YOUTUBE IS CONNECTED TO GOOGLE+ LIKE CONJOINED TWINS
so uh
if it’s down it’s not ya internet
it’s google+
blame google+
“So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence.”
— R. Arnold
are you worried
About what? But yeah
OH MY GOD
It’s back
“Sometimes you create your own heartbreaks through expectations.”
— @thesexualquotes
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
fuck dude, there’s sure not
“Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it’s me then you really fucked up.”
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I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
me: *wakes up and immediately reads the latest garfield strip in the newspaper*
me, laughing audibly: FUNNY!
me: *goes back to sleep for the next 23 hours and 57 minutes*
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.
A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And that’s how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
