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i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

teaboot

homoqueerjewhobbit

horreurscopes

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

scramratz

My manager asked me what the “midwest” was. We live in Missouri.

dollcoil

uh oh theres nothing good or interesting for me left to say in the conversation, its time to send some sort of image i have lying around in my gallery...

si-lee-me

feastofsnakes

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

wiiwheel

It's not Sci fi until there's a woman with a cunty fuck ass bob as far as I'm concerned

libraford

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

dogposts

Woke up and found her waiting for me (via)

skyberia

my three wee smoking girlfriends

skyberia

yes they smoke wee

crossroadsbishounen

peehat

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

donkeykongsixtyfour

disgustinggf

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

desscaras-world

forgor

lostverdania-moving

problematic XP gap relationship

macklesufficient

i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

macklesufficient

sometimes the Stupid moments are obvious like “my designated in-bag phone charger™️ is missing and my phone’s dying” or “i can’t find the goddamn bus stop it’s getting really late”, but sometimes they’re small like “huh the food at this bar i wanted to go to is pretty expensive”. the temptation to do the risky but cheap thing (walking around with a dead phone, getting lost, drinking on an empty stomach) over the expensive but safe thing (buy another charger at the closest shop, call a cab, pay too much for some mid-ass chicken gyozas bc though you do want to try the signature local beer it’s been a minute since you ate anything) is mitigated. it’s fine, u can assure yourself. take it out of the Stupid Budget