The Moon Is Like A Tangerine

HI THIS BLOG IS VERY OUTDATED!! go check out @dissidiana for my new one this is just an archive for my baby self lol Benny•he/him•♌️I like fandom stuff but I don't know a less cringeworthy way to say that... read my about if u want more info

[fifiibibii]

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

[gatsu-nii-deactivated20241113]

ye pretty much

[toskarin]

nobody ever talks about how moe the skaven speech quirk is. nobody talks about how cute the skaven are. funny rat

[toskarin]

"noooo the skaven are cool and gross and yucky and you can't call them cute" there is no need to be angry-mad

[librarycard]

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

[clanborn]

warrior cat named websight

[clanborn]

they have a wife named mouseclick

[clanborn]

the couple and their beautiful children trackpad and firewall (thanks to tags for name suggestions)

[cocoon2010]

I'm like a chuunibyou except instead of magic power I've just convinced myself I'm way better at literary analysis then I actually am

[cocoon2010]

Me when my Super Darkness Intertextuality Eye activates and forces me to use "Diegesis" in every sentence i write

[thebaratie]

he is literally everything to me

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

[jame7t]

just so you know kids on roblox cant spell 'prestige' or know what it means so whenever you prestige in a game they call it rebirthing which is the worst thing you can call it i think some games give you titles for "rebirthing" a lot so you get really cool stuff like

[jame7t]

[sexymanotddd]

TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST

I'll update this as the rounds progress.

ROUND ONE:

Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO)

Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)

The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind)

Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous)

King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???)

Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)

Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel)

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions))

Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware)

[greenkween99-deactivated2023021]

Alright *exhales* here’s what you’re gonna do. You see that house over there? You’re gonna go inside it. Once inside you’ll see a girl with a blonde ponytail, just ignore her she’s not gonna wanna talk to you so just pretend she’s ain’t even there. To left of the door there’s gonna be a light switch. You’re gonna turn the lights off. Chances are nothin’s gonna happen except for the room goin’ dark. Now after that you’re gonna leave the house and do the whole thing over again, go inside, turn the lights off, leave, rinse repeat. Now…one of these times something’s gonna happen, I’ll let you see that for yourself

[sadnesswithacherryontop]

crash

[milf-adjacent]

It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I’ve taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

[milf-adjacent]

The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren’t you watching?

[marrowgxld]

Jean and Childe’s opinions on their relationships with their respective Ragnvindr brother, lmao

[cinnamonbvnxx]

it intrigues me how this ship hasn’t plagued my mind until now

[nonpoppie]

childe trial but kaeya.. hot..

[rachiesratirementhome]

What if we kissed on the rouch

[catnippackets]

having fond Ib feelings again