The nsfw musings of an eternally sad panda

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[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[farcryfromhere-moved]

the day has come

[farcryfromhere-moved]

the final sunday has arrived

[hadestigers]

time for the first illegal fingers in his ass

[seasicksandile]

Strap in boys we’re breaking the law

[cybercrimer]

[arr-jim-lad]

oh gosh i love them

[saltytimemachinewerewolf]

happy last fingers in his ass sunday everyone its been an honor serving w you

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[spoon-plays]

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

[the-memedaddy]

[ireallywishiwastimcurrysometimes]

Having trouble with this Spirit? Here’s an easy guide to win!

[shadeykris]

Eevee is good and deserves pets.

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[brenscribbles]

Allow me to present you all the Chronicles Of Botan, the comic I have been working for couple of years now, today marks the release of it, I am very excited to show it to all of you. You can read it over here http://chroniclesofbotan.smackjeeves.com/comics/2711329/cover/ … Hope you all will enjoy it!

If you would like to show some support for the comic I have opened a patreon for it https://www.patreon.com/chroniclesofbotan … As well as seperate twitter account for all the updates etc. @BotanChronicles 

[catchymemes]

Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.

—

This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!

[lazorgator]

If an enemy avoids getting hit by an Alolan Whip after having already grabbed them and making the ropes spawn (such as a change in their vertical position caused by a rising platform,) Incineroar makes this pose.

[smashheadcannons]

Hey op, face the truth

[yazzdonut]

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

[bonanza-7]

[meangirlnurse]

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

[meangirlnurse]

best. trait. ever

[pajamazam]

Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken

Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.

Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym

Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?

Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grew until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.

Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…

Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now

Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?

[byecolonizer]

He called his dog “a gold digging ass bitch”

[fang11803]

Every time windows does a mandatory update: