Penisian

If others can do it, I don't care. Race: Penis

[localfag-deactivated20160506]

omg everybody do this it's really fun

validate me

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[bnmxfld]

shoutout to the albums you’ve listened to so much that they’re basically a part of your soul

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[mooglemain]

me before giving a bj

*tapping* is this thing on?

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[officialwhitegirls]

when you correct the teacher

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

[francieum-blog]

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

[nijiimura]

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

This is what chewing Five gum is like

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

simon’s friends: why did you keep us apart

simon: i was blackmailed and forced out of the closet and i wasnt ready to come out yet, thats why i did what i did

simon’s friends: BUT WHY DID YOU DO IT

simon:

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

gen z is something else and i love them

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

When a guy asks you to come sit on his dick after you just had chipotle:

[gemini]

Delete this

[neutralbacteria]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises