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[icarus | he/it | 24 | loves horror, monsters and cats]

[fearandhunger-correctquotes]

Ragnavaldr: Don’t worry, Cahara grows on you

Enki: Really?

Ragnavaldr: No, it just gets worse

[killasamxx]

I want to thank poetbastard for allowing me to render one of the many photoshoots that he has done of Astarion. I was inspired by his beautiful works and I cannot wait to see many more!

Thank you so much!

Credit to model and original idea: poetbastard on Instagram and X

[kosmogrl]

[thedomesticanthropologist]

It kills me how whiplash Astarion's little disapprovals are and the key moment to highlight his silly little bitch ass ways is the moon lantern

You set the pixie free and he's immediately mad about it, because he jumps to the worst case scenario in his head where you probably just fucked everyone over by losing your one chance at crossing the shadow curse unscathed

He's like "oh my God this idiot just killed us by trying to be nice"

And then the pixie blesses you and you get no approval from him at all, he's not going to admit you just did something even better than getting a moon lantern bc now you're all perma blessed AND hands free

But the second she's gone?

His fucking dialogue?

"A PIXIE!! AN HONEST TO GODS PIXIE!!! TEEHEEEEE"

Man was ENCHANTED by it. He was delighted he was entranced he was TICKLED

You still don't get the approval back tho

Psdffdfft

[velnna]

I'm not god's strongest soldier

(Ref)

[charlottetangle]

stigmata

[woosaaghh]

My favorite thing about Baldur's Gate 3 is the idea that Tav is traveling with these people for weeks and only knows one of their last names until near the end.

Like the full grade school behaviour of "You're all my best friends and I'm in love with one of you also what the fuck is an Ancunin. No saer you're mistaken Gale's last name is 'Ofwaterdeep'. My boy Wyll Ravengard *poses* the Blade of Frontiers. Where is Cliffgate."

[jyi-me]

Vampires are indeed dangerous creatures. But don't worry, you're safe with me. I'll keep watch tonight.

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[sistertaxon]

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

[thatcerealkiller]

“My blood thirsty friend.”

🔥 commission by poof on twitter 🔥

[divorcedzukka]

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

[nadiezda]

Something something tieflings tail wags when feeling intense emotions

[ducancela-a]

persuasion check fail

anyway- those gun mods are my favorite thing ever

[femmenietzsche]

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[ghost-cassette]

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

[spiritflame1]

Starvation is a weapon of war.

Video: everydaypalestine on Instagram.

Having a BBQ (at the Gaza border no less) but you're the victim, isntreal?