It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Jules of Nature

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hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Mike Driver
DEAR READER

Origami Around
NASA

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It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!
The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.
What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.
They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.
The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.
roman republic seinfeld au. uhhhh. george wants to name his daughter VII
kramer gets crucified
jerry has an existential crisis when he finds out newman is further along the corsus honorum than he is
elaine considers a career as a vestal virgin
lloyd braun is elected junior consul which haunts george because his parents wont stop bringing it up
kramer accidentally stumbles into a bacchic mystery and after a series of misunderstandings is elected leader of the cult
kramer tries to crowdfund for his consular bid
elaine is shocked to find out her boyfriend's erotic poems are not, in fact, about her, but rather about his other mistress
elaine's disappointed when her boyfriend returns from a campaign in gallia, bc she kind of hoped he would die in battle so she wouldnt have to break up with him
kramer becomes a priest of cybele
wait no kramer is accidentally mistaken to be a priest of cybele n joins the temple n now hes in too deep so he has to spend the rest of the episode convincing ppl hes been castrated
jerry gets exiled to fuckass dacia
kramer tries to get the senate to appoint him dictator
The sword catching scene in Pirates of the Caribbean took hours to film because the actors kept missing the catch, so their reactions in the final shot are genuine.
Happy pride
The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders
Always Sunny Power Bottom Compilation
"the imaginary or hypothetical harm that we believe a black person to be capable of enacting will always be less socially acceptable than the harm we know for a fact white people materially cause" the movie.
love this movie down. didn't get around to watching until recently and was intrigued by the discourse surrounding it. this is such an important movie and as a black person i immediately understood the deliberate racial politics embedded in the messaging.
also if u think this movie is somehow romanticizing or glorifying gun violence u need to get ur frontal lobe checked i fear lmao open the goddamn schools
My favorite thing about The Drama is Rachel's character because she reminds me of the kind of young person online who thinks the mere act of performing disgust or outrage at the morally wrong actions of someone else is somehow politically productive at all, or that it makes them a "good person."
Whenever I see someone disregard or disparage ideas of rehabilitation for people who have done (or in this movie's case, almost did) unforgivable things, I want to grab them and ask "what should be done, then?" Because, people like that do exist, in spades, and short of executing or imprisoning or Black Mirror White Bearing every person who's done or thought of doing something immoral, rehabilitation is probably the best bet for minimizing harm, right? (And if your answer to immorality IS execution or isolation... i do not think youre really the more moral one here...) But even taking out any potential empathy for the humans who do or think of doing immoral acts, sometimes, giving them the tools to lead a happy and fulfilling life are the exact thing that leads them AWAY from the potential acts of like, shooting up a school, regardless of how undeserving you think they are of that.
Its especially interesting because, in the movie, Emma had arguably done way more activism against gun violence than Rachel ever did, despite her cousin, but this means nothing. Emma's primary motivation for her planned shooting was bullying and the isolation she felt (and TCC tumblr), but it was when she found friends and real community and something else to invest her energy into, she was able to pull herself out of those dark thoughts and, like, rejoin society. And what does Rachel do when she finds out? Spreads rumors, and tries to isolate her. And, I say this not to victim blame, but to acknowledge that no one makes those big decisions in a vacuum and that understanding these things better is a NECESSITY for preventing them, which should be the fucking goal; that is exactly the kind of behavior that made her want to do that when she was 15.
have you guys seen this
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Chef (voiceover): I'm a private chef for a famous billionaire and here's the average meal I cook. I start with chopping some green onions and shredding cabbage, and then I get it into that wok, then I keep chopping some -
Kaiba: Dammit. I lost to him again.
Chef: Oh Mr. Kaiba, welcome home s-
Kaiba: Quiet! Blue Eyes white Dragon nuggies. Now.
Chef: But sir, th-this is the fourth time -
Kaiba: No questions! Just do it.
Chef: *heavy sigh*
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