X-09, 19:47

[formerly dracozu | he/him]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Ruslan Kondratenko

[expressions-of-nature]

by Adam Bignell

[retrolizard]

i’m sorry i still think this is one of the funniest lines written for anything ever

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

men only sneeze like that for attention

[virtualgirladvance]

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[byjove]

this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.

[malibuklaus]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[jessebloom]

you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

[sleeping-jo]

I’m sorry if you try to talk to me and I ignore you, I am not really present or sound of mind

[tomcruiseisshortandsoami]

‘I could fix him’ yeah well I could brush his hair and call him babygirl

[vengefullamb]

[segamascott]

[l0verseyes]

i drew my brother and his gf's cats :)

[thememedaddy]