[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[evilvillain123456789]

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

[placebopassion]

Credit to Scarlet Page Photography

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[flowerlady1917]

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

[808-bantar]

fucken die bro

[hcnnibal]

guy who says grace before doing a line of coke

[airborneranger63]

6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*

Parents: no one will marry u if u do that

[hotvampireadjacent]

[grawly]

[weaver-z]

Do you think you could put it back together? :)

[weaver-z]

[solardivulger]

[unbotheredmuse]

[ginger-ale-official]

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

[kingdeath000]

McDonald's should start doing abortions

[skeletal-fish]

kind of a dick move of the queen to stay alive through all this. where's her sense for comedic effect

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[bapouro]

[the-local-gremlin]

Just another day of learning in The Lands Between.

[transgenderization]

sorry for ignoring you ive been going insane

[grawly]