Snow After Fire

formerly evermyrrh. 20 years old; queer; ace; pagan; tea lover; gardener tolkien legendarium; a:tla and lok; firefly; star trek (mostly TNG and DS9 but also all the others), harry potter (others that i can't think of right now) journalism major. expect writing things, fandom things, and random things. my side (witchy/pagan) blog is waterandmyrrh.tumblr.com

[alyruko]

I wanted to draw a reunion between these two but then I just had to include my favorite half maia who has really bad timing apparently

[i-marvel-at-tolkien-deactivated]

The Battle of the Five Armies Extended Edition to include:

My thoughts exactly gandalf my thoughts exactly..

#this doesn’t even count as the extended edition because to me this IS WHAT SHOULD BE IN THE MOVIE

#funeral what funeral?? No we are just going to add that unimportant bit that didn’t make it into the movie in the Extended Edition .

At least I won’t have to watch 30 minutes of Alfred

doing whatever the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I would even be okay with more imma do you tonight side eyes by Randy Daddy Party Elf Thrandy to I look more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom does Bard

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ????? All I want is a freaking funeral and maybe some more Galadriel and Elrond being team Badass Mother-in law and Son-in law.

#i like adding things in after I post stuff so here is the link to the wiki article

[saerwyn]

okay but what is this bullshit: “we will see [Galadriel] fghting against many orcs and wargs using her ring”???!? This is Artanis motherfucking Arafinwiel we’re talking about. She doesn’t need Nenya to fight orcs and wargs. Did she need Nenya when she fought her own cousins at the kinslaying? Did she need Nenya when she survived the Helcaraxe? And why can’t we get Galadriel fighting Sauron alsjf it runs in the family and I wants it precious. Guh.

But I’m glad we get a funeral? One of the saddest parts for me about BOTFA was that the scene where Thranduil puts orcrist on Thorin’s grave was missing, so maybe we’ll get that. And I’m glad there’s more “back again” parts.

[antiquery]

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

[markedasinfernal]

My lord, your new banner is dripping on me…

Disgruntled banner bearer #5, to Sauron, The Silmarillion. (via russandolly)

[honorarycassowary]

Burn the Fleet - a Sons of Feanor fanmix

listen HERE on 8tracks + tracklist under the cut

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[arwwenn-blog]

"I belong with my brother…”

[veliseraptor]

you know you’re a feanorian when someone asks if you were at the kinslaying and you ask which kinslaying

[nlmda]

So here’s my tribute to one of my favourite writers of all time - the one and only Sir Terry Pratchett. Discworld books are a true gem, and personally my favourites ones are about the (Night) Watch. Samuel Vimes is my spirit animal and Lord Vetinari a role model ;)

(Just in case if I failed to paint it properly - on Sir Terry’s shoulder we can see a small dragon, one from Lady Sybil’s Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons )

[twin-city-ankh-and-morpork-deac]

Sir Terry Pratchett, 28 April 1948 – 12 March 2015

“DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”  

Art by Paul Kidby

[petermorwood]

I don’t feel like laughing, not even smiling - but I’m doing both. (Paul, thank you for helping me do it…)

[saerwyn]

How TERRIFYING are the signs?

Aries: I mean theyll love you an all but don't do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.

Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.

Gemini: Bro you don't fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.

Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.

Leo: Damn. Leos are sweet but basically have claws and are FUCKING HUNTERS. Don't let that stop you tho.

Virgo: DONT. JUST D ONT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR INSIDES IF YOU ARE AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN.

Libra: Are you shitting me Libras are pretty fucking scary they lick walls n shit.

Scorpio: N O. INSTANT DEATH.

Sagittarius: These fellas are pretty chill. But they are still strong as hell.

Capricorn: UM. WILDCARD BASICALLY. SCREAM.

Aquarius: Damn you guys are kinda douches but yea. Hella creepy.

Pisces: They are sweet but don't threaten them they will throw forks at you.

[nubbsgalore]

spring in the pacific northwest photographed by marc adamus (previously featured) 

[xmas-wonderland]

[mark-donachie]

[nobunnyluvsyou]

[allhailsassafras]

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

Silmarillion AU where everyone’s a pothead

The Chillmarillion

[goingtohogwartsbytardis]

where everyone’s an adrenalin junkie

The Thrillmarillion

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

Feanor hosts a BBQ after burning the ships

The Grillmarillion

[funeralbelle1]

AU where Melkor steals Fëanor’s prized pickle recipe

The Dillmarillion

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

Battle Royale AU for the Silmarillion

The Killmarillion

[tyelpings]

ancient tales from Ulmo’s realm

The Gillmarillion

[valarhalla]

Silmarillion AU set in Ancient Sumeria

The Enlilmarillion 

[saerwyn]

Silmarillion AU set in vocational school

The Life-Skillmarillion

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

Vaccinate your kids

Urwen Lalaith (via incorrecttolkienquotes)