"My genitals are in my pocket right now" - r.a

Mae Govannen ♥ I'm a 30 year old Norwegian hobbit/elf lass,who goes by the name Ida ♥ Here you'll find everything LOTR/Hobbit/Tolkien, lots of bagginshield, and Richard Armitage, and a bunch of personal, fun, and life related stuff. sideblog; Swanhaven-

[haveahappyhobbitholiday]

🌟It’s time!!!🌟

Works have been revealed!!!

Go check out all the amazing fics, comics, and illustrations our participants have created!! Leave lots of Kudos and Comments!!! Bask in the glory of a job well-done!!!

Thank you to all of our amazing writers and artists! You guys absolutely blew us away this year. We had a full FIFTY sign-ups! Which is absolutely incredible for any fandom, let alone one that’s a bit older and smaller. You never cease to amaze us with your talent and imagination!!

Creator names will be revealed on December 29th, which we hope is enough time for everyone to read/view/comment. After names are revealed, feel free to edit your works to include whatever identifying information you’d like, or add it to collections!

[haveahappyhobbitholiday]

Hello, all!!

The due date for the Have a Happy Hobbit Holiday event is almost upon us!!

Works should be submitted by December 7th, which is THIS MONDAY. If you’ve already asked us for an extension, just keep at it! If you still need to polish up your work, please remember that you can edit a submitted work all the way until December 24th. If you need instructions for adding a fic to the collection, please check this post. For artwork, this link should help.

Once the deadline passes, we’ll be emailing everyone who hasn’t asked for an extension to get updates. It’s stressful for you, and it’s stressful for us, but we need as much time as possible for pinch hitters, so be prepared for looming 👁️👁️👁️

You’ve all been so communicative and understanding, and we’re so thankful for the kindness you’ve shown us. You deserve a huge (virtual/socially-distanced) hug for your incredible generosity and participation in this event at the end of a very difficult year.

We can’t wait to see what everyone has created!!!

↑ an accurate depiction of how it feels to get mod reminder emails ↑

[haveahappyhobbitholiday]

Hello, all!!

The due date for the Have a Happy Hobbit Holiday event is almost upon us!!

Works should be submitted by December 7th, which is THIS MONDAY. If you’ve already asked us for an extension, just keep at it! If you still need to polish up your work, please remember that you can edit a submitted work all the way until December 24th. If you need instructions for adding a fic to the collection, please check this post. For artwork, this link should help.

Once the deadline passes, we’ll be emailing everyone who hasn’t asked for an extension to get updates. It’s stressful for you, and it’s stressful for us, but we need as much time as possible for pinch hitters, so be prepared for looming 👁️👁️👁️

You’ve all been so communicative and understanding, and we’re so thankful for the kindness you’ve shown us. You deserve a huge (virtual/socially-distanced) hug for your incredible generosity and participation in this event at the end of a very difficult year.

We can’t wait to see what everyone has created!!!

↑ an accurate depiction of how it feels to get mod reminder emails ↑

[haveahappyhobbitholiday]

⚠️ ATTENTION: SIGNUPS FOR THE HAVE A HAPPY HOBBIT HOLIDAY EVENT HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY RE-OPENED FOR LAST-MINUTE ENTRIES!!! THEY WILL CLOSE FOR GOOD AT 1 PM PST!!! PLEASE CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT YOUR FORM!!! ⚠️

[gaaladrieel]

I think someone might finally write some fan fiction again this autumn... 🍂

[gaaladrieel]

Damn Richard 👌🏻👏🏻👏🏻 the world's so shit right now I couldn't help but laugh when I read these

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[writing-prompt-s]

From birth, your parents have done everything they could to stop you from going out during a full moon. At the age of 16, curiosity overwhelms you and you sneak out of the house during a full moon. You take a peek at the moon, and suddenly you turn into a log cabin. You are a werehouse.

[stevviefox]

That was….Lowe.

[sixpenceee]

[stevviefox]

Ultimate cat daddy!

[morifiinwe]

the durins for @oneringnet‘s family event

↳ ‘of the twelve companions of thorin, ten remained. fili and kili had fallen defending him with shield and body, for he was their mother’s elder brother’

[richards-smile]

Richard Armitage → Hobbit Q&A in London, Dec 2012

[itspileofgoodthings]

I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also....it doesn’t. It’s perfect.

[okayysophia]

Teen Vogue is doing the fucking work!!! Since many of you have hijacked the #SAYHERNAME movement...

[rose235b]

Hi Tumblr

Just wanted to say that the president of Poland Andrzej Duda just signed smthg called “Karta Rodziny”, which basically states that the only true family and marriage is that of heterosexual people, further doubling down on refusing marriage equality and adoption. It will “save children from alien and harmful LGBT ideology” by baning public institutions of mentioning the “LGBT ideology”.

The things happening over in america are horrendous, but also making way for changes for the better. They’re making the whole world have a discussion about racism still woven into our societies.

But please. It’s pride month. My country, my people need this to be on the lips of the world.

Spread the news

[tunneldweller]

the current government of Poland is very fond of the expression “LGBT ideology”, which sets up queer people as a bogeyman to scare up support for far-right parties. Duda is up for reelection this year and he’s clearly following the playbook to the letter. the insidious thing about Karta Rodziny is that it contains some positive ideas, like state protections for single parents and higher penalties for domestic violence… as well as “a ban on promoting LGBT ideology by public institutions”[1]. so if you protest Karta Rodziny, the gov’t and state-controlled media will absolutely claim you ~just want single parents to die~ and ~love domestic abusers~.

[1]: no queer-inclusive sex education at schools, for one. there’s been a push for better sex ed and a counter-push by far-right, anti-choice groups for NO sex ed.

it was signed June 10, 2020. this isn’t news from the 1990s.

[tauremornalome]

some donation links to help Polish LGBTQ+ community 

Love Does Not Exclude Association (Miłość nie wyklucza) - focused on ensuring the right to marry for all, regardless of their sexual orientation and gender identity, and battling harmful stereotypes about the LGBTQ+ community (the link leads you to the donation page in English)

Trans-Fuzja Foundation - activities aimed to help the Polish transgender community by providing professional psychological help and support, legal advisory, educating the public opinion about transgender issues, creating safe spaces for the Polish trangender community (the link leads you to the donation page in English)

Kampania Przeciw Homofobii - fights the discrimination of non-heteronormative and transgender people in Poland, educates about LGBTQ+ issues (link to the donation page in Polish, where you can choose which specific area of their work you want to support - LGBTQ+ families, general support, fighting the violence against the community, fighting discrimination and ignorance in schools, LGBTQ+ health issues, work with LGBTQ+ allies and families of LGBTQ+ folks - google translate should help you with understanding the page)

Asfera Association - support of people from the ace spectrum, education about their issues. Link goes to their facebook page. As far as I know donations are possible only via bank transfers - 54 1600 1127 1884 0040 6000 0001, transfer title “darowizna”

[o-okr]

Here’s a petition you can sign as well!!! Please do, and please spread the news. We really need help.

Sign the Petition

Pass laws that would protect LGBT people in Poland and abolish current anti-LGBT laws

[capitangoosie]

Please Please Please

[otemporaetmores]

I would also add here Grupa Stonewall (Stonewall Group) which is an association based in Poznań (so not the capital city for once). They provide unpaid psychological assistance to LGBTQ+ people in need, they have a youth group (which I used to attend when I was still living in Poznań, I highly recommend it, I have only positive memories connected with it), a separate group for trans people, another group for bi people and another one for parents of queer people. They organize the march in Poznań which is very fabulous. They provide work-environment diversity&inclusion workshops. Plus they support Ukrainian LGBTQ+ people in Poznań, trying to overcome the language barrier, which is very, very important. They also organized Akademia Równości (Academy of Equality) last year, a project during which they went to small towns which don’t have their own LGBTQ+ organizations in order to talk about being non-cishetero in our lovely country.

Here I’m linking their paypal.

And here I’m linking their shop where you can but marchendise (to my knowledge, only in Poland).

They are very much inclusive to asexual people, pansexual people and non-binary people which was a novelty when they set up their organization and still remains a novelty among some Polish LGBT organizations. (If you want examples, I can provide.)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[alittlefallofgay]

The girls are TALKING

[rooftop-bingo]

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

[muscosus]

[lo-rt]

After a 2 year art hiatus, I knew The Hobbit would be the thing to bring me back.

[firefox-official]

i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either

[dkpsyhog]

That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you

[firefox-official]

“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

self aware unreliable narrator