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When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.
Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.
He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.
Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.
She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"
And to me, this is romance
Hey everyone, I hope you're all doing well. I've been all over the place and really struggling with trying to get this fic moving again. This is what happens when I don't outline: I get paralyzed by indecision, and then you're all left waiting weeks for updates. Anyway, I'll keep plugging away at the next chapter of Death Is a Delightful Hiding Place, and I hope you all enjoy this little tease.
"Yeah, I'm Guy, it's nice to meet you," he said and shook her hand.
"Yeah! I see you and your, um," Raina seemed to do the person version of a blue screen, and Guy could see her trying to figure out what to refer to Jasper as because she had no idea. She was panicking, thinking of calling him an uncle or a relative, but if they weren't related, it would be weird; if they were platonic, saying the wrong thing might offend them; if they were in some sort of paid dynamic, then Guy might be in trouble. She needed to make sure that he wasn't being taken advantage of. All of this ran through her mind in the span of about three seconds as Guy also tried to come up with what he could possibly refer to Jasper as, that wouldn't make their neighbor think Guy was some sort of sex slave.
"—partner," Guy said for lack of a better term, "he's my partner."
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X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer X-Men '97 S01E09 "Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2"
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment
Interview with the Vampire | 2.05
BARBIE 2023 | dir. Greta Gerwig
He's a good man... like you. You think I'm a good man? Yeah, I can tell.
first look at the hargreeves siblings
Hey everyone, I apologize for the long absences. The summer is often a rough time for me, and this one has come with the added benefit of some health issues that haven't been super fun. The thing is, I know I feel better when I write, so I am attempting to do it again, even if it is just a little a day. I promise I'm not abandoning Death Is a Delightful Hiding Place, and I do have an ending in mind; we just need to get there. For now, here is the beginning of chapter eighteen. Feedback was that you guys wanted more domestic, normal shenanigans with these two, so let's make that happen.
Guy was once again shocked and more than a little thrown off by just how normal everything seemed. There were abnormal moments and surreal things that sometimes made him question reality, like opening a fridge, thinking he would find nothing but food, and finding several bags of stolen donated blood. When Guy asked about it, Jasper went on a rant that was quite impressive about how, yes, the blood was a donation, but they were going to toss it for stupid reasons like the recipients were out of the country or blood wasn't good enough for modern medicine, but it was sure as shit good enough for him.
"It's a waste," Jasper spat out with so much vitriol and venom, "and yet another way the fucking Talamasca are failing. If they wanted to, they could form a division to make sure blood isn't wasted; they could collect and make sure no one is out there starving; then no one attacks anyone, and we all have fewer problems. Instead, they're going to sit back and watch as blood that's more than good enough to be tossed away while idiots pointlessly take lives because they don't know the meaning of the word control."
Guy wasn't about to get into a debate about the ethics of donated blood that can't be used in a medical setting in a world where vampires exist with a vampire because that seemed like a very good way to start an argument he was going to lose. Instead, once Jasper went to sleep one night, Guy moved all of the bags that were in the fridge a bit haphazardly into one of the crisper drawers at the bottom, mostly because it amused him. When Jasper saw where the bags of blood were neatly placed, he raised an eyebrow at Guy.
"What? I thought it was the best place to keep them so they'd stay fresh," Guy replied, and if his eyes were a bit wider and more 'innocent' looking, it was absolutely unintentional.
"I'll show you fresh," Jasper muttered, and the rest of the evening was unproductive in the kind of way that Guy was trying to accept was completely fine.
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IT: CHAPTER ONE | 2017 dir. Andy Muschietti
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY | 2025 — EP01 ("The Pilot")