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@safespaceforbuffdads
Captain Bane didn’t know the Raven’s real name, which means Sloane’s secret identity was intact, and yet somehow we’re all sleeping on “Sloane regularly stops by Militia HQ to bring lunch to her girlfriend and listen with a sympathetic ear about how the Raven is somehow always one step ahead, and did they have any new leads yet, oh that sounds promising” content.
a collection of some of my favorite tags on this post
Audio:
Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?
I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid
Magnus: [to Kravitz] Have him home by eleven.
Taako: Mom, stop embarrassing me.
Magnus: Say goodnight to your father. [holds out Steven]
Taako: Night, Dad.
Kravitz: [completely mystified but obligingly addressing the fish] Goodnight, sir.
barry: so i was thinking we bind our souls to each other to become liches-
lup: nec-romantic I like it
The McElroys/their family of products are just Homestuck; a list in development:
Both have an uncomfortable affection for horses and horse adjacent motifs, often making what I like to call “pretty bad horses,” like Torsey and whatever Equiusprite was.
Both make pretty damn good music even if it’s just for jokes.
Because they both have very general appearances for characters, the fanbases have the Headcanon Duality Problem: the generic, often conventionally attractive (white, thin, but have, like, freckles for spice) headcanons that, due to being created by popular artists, gets noticed by the creator/s, and become fanon for what the characters look like - whereas the interesting headcanons get thrown to the wayside.
I feel there is a correlation between the way people draw the animalistic troll headcanons (cat feet, tails, exaggerated ears, hair) and the way people draw elves (foot long ears, colourful skin, soft-shell taakos).
Both started without much thought, pretty goofy thing that turned out to be complicated and serious.
In both, characters die without dying a lot (some can die for real but other times not, can come back).
Both generate easily adaptable mannerisms, words, and phrases that people think are cringey. Ex: McElisms (boy, goof, good good ___, any amount of MBMBaM highlights like Peepums and Torsey, candlenights, etc.) & trollspeak (more generally, the syntax of all characters, gog, buckets, fuckass, wweh - hell, even certain emojis, colours, everything - I MEAN SOMEONE LITERALLY CODED PESTERCHUM, I MEAN, GOD, I USED THAT HOMESTUCK RP SITE EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR).
Both generate hideous discourse that the creator/s can only look on at with fear and trepidation.
Gay content from straight guys (hey, pretty good actually).
Once getting into the currently popular/primary fiction (TAZ, HS) fans get into the other/secondary content (MBMBaM, the Polygon stuff, Rose Buddies, Schmanners, Trends Like These, Cool Games INC, Sawbones, Still Buffering, etc. VS. Team Special Olympics, Jailbreak, Bard Quest, Problem Sleuth, SBaHJ, Dinosaur Comics, Namco High, etc.)
Use a typically unused creative medium to make above average content (podcast, MS Paint).
Big backlog of content.
Easy cosplay if you don’t give a shit.
Something in my heart is telling me both are related to Nightvale Productions but I have genuinely no basis for this.
Both sell products on Topataco.
Their internet presence is irregular, odd, and cryptic.
Both break websites and platforms (McElroys break games and make my podcast app crash, Homestuck killed Newgrounds like 10 times, etc.)
Talented fans use their skills with writing, drawing, textiles, and music to create masterpieces based on this content that, in many ways, is almost too good for what it’s based on.
Celebrities like the content (Snoop Dog, LMM, etc.)
People keep getting tattoos of the logos and it’s frightening me
Both have content coming out in the future that has generated discourse (the White TAZ graphic novel, Hivebent).
And, most importantly:
They have the exact same fanbase.
The Venn Diagram of people that read Homestuck and people that listen to the McElroys is a circle.
Justin is literally Vriska how did they get away with this.
Please add on to this I need your support
soulmate au where your soulmate’s greatest enemy’s name is on your wrist
Lup and Barry still get that slow burn ‘cause they both have John and well, john could be (and is) many people’s worst enemy. Magnus has governor kalen or some rival shopowner to the hammer n tongs. Taako has Barry because of all the fuckin annoyance he put Kravitz through for a whole decade. Merle….. has his own name
Sorry but we all know barry would have Greg Grimaldis written on his wrist
god damn it ur right
hsdjghsdf FINE i can see this one either way honestly
if it’s barry it’s funny bc what could barold “the lover” bluejeans have possibly done to taako’s soulmate
but if it’s merle it’s also really good bc what the hell is merle mceasygoing gonna do to deserve the archnemesis-ship of both taako’s soulmate and somehow his own
An underappreciated scene that got even better after ep 57 (Also THB=me red robe=Griffin Fucking McElroy fuck u Griffy you’re a bad boy I don’t trust you)
Taako is the Elle Woods of the taz universe. People automatically assume since he’s a prep he doesn’t know shit (stereotyping, basically) until they find out he’s at the top of his class at fantasy NASA and they’re like “wait, you got into the IPRE??” And Taako, in all seriousness while maintaining his pink entourage, says “what, like it’s hard?”
shit you got me legally blonde is my favourite movie and I would eat this the fuck up
this concept is too good i had to
Magnus burnside is a wlw icon.
Magnus: uuuuh hey carey I think you’re really cool so maybe we could hang out some time
Carey, thinking he’s trying to flirt: actually magnus I’m into girls
magnus: oh! me too! high five! anyway about those cool knives of yours
Magnus Is The Thor Of Faerun
I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her
After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot
And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to
But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”
Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.
Magnus: “Your WHAT???”
Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*
Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”
Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”
here’s the thing i spent 2 months on because i decided to do it while i was finishing college: a Paperman AU! it was fun trying to imitate the style!
((I went around to see if someone had done some before and turns out that yes! @spacemancharisma already drew some adorable art with Paperman and Taakitz over here so go see it, it’s very very cute))
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hello im HERE and i wanna talk about TAAKITZ
a skeleton? getting seduced by an extraplanar alien in a pointy hat? it’s more likely than u think
actually what i want to talk about is how taako is an alien. he’s an elf but he’s also an alien. yeah. he’s not like the other sun elves on this plane… his teeth are sharper. his eyes do that thing cats’ do when you happen across one in the dark. that’s not normal. he can echolocate. that’s not normal! that’s canon, babey.
taako echolocates to find something in the quad one day and avi’s like “what the fuck” but this seems very ordinary and mundane to magnus and merle. yeah, they say. all elves can do that, right? avi’s just like what??? n. no???
taako just stands up and screams. oh, tight, there’s his magazine.
across the quad, lucretia, suddenly realizing that elves here do not echolocate, whispers “fuck" very quietly to herself. forgot to put that one in ya books, huh, luce.
OH MY GOD
The Crystal Kingdom was such a good arc
All of Lucretia’s lines? Absolutely iconic
unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far
summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)
-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.
-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.
-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.
-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.
