I wonder if there’s beer on the sun @safety-caesars - Tumblr Blog

meowdy, this is a sub-blog of my long-inactive art account @vrazdova, so follows and likes come from there but reblogs go here. I got permalocked out of my old rb account @fashion-jerk, RIP

I haven't made fanworks in a long time but I'm currently writing original stories that will eventually get revealed in detail on a new account for my pen name!

mortalityplays

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

quendergeer

3 stooges button, just labelled "watch it, chowderhead"

#someone on bsky said replies should cost a dollar that's only refunded when OP likes it

nocturneandbone

double exposure of the full moon on 35mm film

#photography

jvlianbashir

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

jvlianbashir

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

someone put a copy of the regional queer magazine in the office kitchen... this feels like when you outline a circle on the floor knowing a cat will come over and sit inside it

#waiting for someone to walk in and be like KNEW I'D CATCH YOU LOOKING AT THAT

rogersandclarke

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

plumslices

weonsinnombre

shieldfoss

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

chilewithcarnage

this is so sexy

luckyladylily

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

roomtemperaturesuperconductor

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

roach-works

it’s what he would have wanted

punishedsaints

shadowblade8192

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

miseria-fortes-viros

do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for

bippus

The gaping hole in the world of the uncleless nephew

dogpuppy

That’s really so beautiful and true

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

decompose1

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

vacuously-true

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.