Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

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Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
A priest sprinkles holy water on a pet snail during a blessing of the animals service marking the feast of Saint Anthony, at the San Anton Church in Madrid, Spain, Saturday, Jan. 17, 2026. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)
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the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this
Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"
Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters for John Waters’ Xmas card
idk why but this is very amusing to me. got bored with the small and nearby, looking for the large and very far away now.
I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it
Nessie turning around in the lake:
Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people
No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.
did trilobites walked among flowering plants
life could be dream…
SF Muni fast passes, 1976-1979
oysters
confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
Looking back, Nobody found this funny.
now recording...