stranger than as a kid

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1st image: me on my way to watch star wars at the cinema

2nd image: me on my way to a casual date with a cute star wars lesbian that i met at the cinema

3rd image: me on my way to romantic dinner with the cute star wars lesbian who is now my girlfriend

4th image: me on my way to my lesbian star wars themed wedding

[yslgirl-deactivated20180528]

Valentino 110MM Panther Leather Boots $1,495.00  

[safiyaaaaa]

friend: wyd

me: ... So I’m hanging out in my apartment, I’ve got some candles lit, I’m feeling good, I’ve had 8 glasses of wine

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[driflloon]

adeline andre ss16

[the-memedaddy]

Dont let the internet name the new planets, please Nasa

[nancyishappy]

coolest

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[kvothe-kingkiller]

so my dad often says “richard cranium” instead of dickhead and i just fucking realized my dad has been using the ‘me, an intellectual:’ meme for my entire fucking life

[saddest-cat-hours]

[hahhahandalsohah]

i love this tea ☕️

[yslgirl-deactivated20180528]

https://instagram.com/p/BVaU-melwt2/

[slouchingtowardsbedlam-deactiva]

woman making a post on tumblr dot com: due to the countless ways that men abuse, manipulate, exploit and degrade women on a daily basis and the social and personal trauma i’ve endured from them i don’t feel safe near them and would not be with one because in my experience men as a whole do not value women as people

that one chick, inevitably: what about my amazing boyfriend chad? we’ve been together seven years and he’s only called me a bitch 4 times

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

[screenshotsofdespair]