sage rants

[sag3yy]

can we make it a law that school hallways need to be treated like traffic

im tired of weaving through 600 different people to get to my fifth period we need to walk in single file lines in which the left side is the fast lane and the right is the slow lane and we need to have a split in the middle so we can have 2 lanes like PLEASE

[sag3yy]

My name is Abed.

I’m a survivor from Gaza, holding on to hope in a world that has fallen apart around me. 💔

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Every moment is a battle against fear and uncertainty. What was once ordinary — a safe place to sleep, a future to dream of — now feels like a distant memory. 🕊️

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[sag3yy]

they should make these games real

they should make these real cuz like i would be SOOOO much better than they are in the ads

like bruh seriously you cant be THIS bad at the game cmon

[sag3yy]

astroneer 2 is real

im a bit late, but astroneer 2 is real and im so excited

[sag3yy]

how do we know what dinosaurs do

like when mr attenborough goes "and the brachiosaurus migrated in groups"

like what??? how do we know?? for all we know all dinosaurs were friends

do we just make this shit up???

[hxgrl]

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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[sag3yy]

why are fictional vehicles that never have or will exist always linked to real car brands and why is it always brought up

its a real nitpick of mine when in a movie the main/side character goes "oh look at this flying car that uses big propellers to fly that were gonna act will ever be made or will work in real life!!! look at it its a honda!!! honda mass produces these!!!" like what???

you mean to tell me that dodge makes this thing

and they make multiple of them

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[theonion]

“It’s always been my daughter’s dream to rip lines of blow with Charli, and I’m so glad Make-A-Wish was able to make it happen,” said Luna’s mother, Julia Waites, adding that the pop star went above and beyond when she surprised her child at the hospital, tossed the girl a dime bag, and rolled up a $100 bill on her bed. “After all these years of treatments, I know it meant so much to Luna to be able to meet her idol and do a key bump of nose candy with her. Ever since she got blasted with Charli, she’s been telling all the nurses she wants to grow out her coke nail. She even got to keep the razor blade and mirror!” 

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[sag3yy]

old game theory was WILD

like what do you MEAN that 13 years ago matpat actually made a video called "best boobs in gaming" where he analyzes video game girls' tits and says if theyre fake of nor

LIKE WHAT THE HELL???

[sag3yy]

doctors should be named after what they do

saw a conversation on reddit that was like

"what you doing today"

"i have a gynecologist appointment"

"whats that"

this is between 2 women who should definitely know what a gynecologist is

so wouldnt it be more straightforward to just name doctors after what they do???

[sag3yy]

why are U.S. coins so fucking stupid

who thought it was a good idea to say that the dime (10x more worth than a penny) would be smaller than a penny???? and why is our half dollar bigger than the dollar

like i dont get why we didnt just sort it by size - biggest coin is worth the most and smallest is worth the least its that simple

did the guy who decided that we would use imperial while everyone else uses metric do this too

i have a feeling the us only did this to be different - the "not like the other girls" of developed countries