welcome to my account, i go by zali because Vezalius Bandage 👁👁, but you can call me sage if you want. i use any pronouns but primarily she/her. im just here for a good time, i write fanfics about (at the moment) nijisanji en livers! but i plan to expand my horizon to more vtubers and or characters :). krisis(is) are my kami-oshis! (...and maybe ike too)
not much else to say about myself, i wanna remain mainly anonymous on tumblr. just think of me as your local niji writer that writes your oshis for your comfy cold rainy nights in bed at 2am.
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ofc they'd call you whatever you prefer but these would be their go-tos. technically not a part of the what you call them series but i wouldn’t be opposed to a krisis and what they call you post
there's some french in here. i'm pretty sure the genders in the language are just grammatical, so it should apply to all reader genders/be gender neutral as usual. thanks to my mystake friend for the help, but if there's any errors let me know xx
tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, fluff, slightly possessive language in vanta's entry, french pet names + translations, pda, brief suggestive content, a bit of gender in vanta's entry but it should still apply to everyone regardless of gender
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🧻 Vezalius Bandage
his affectionate names are smooth as hell
they roll off the tongue easily and confidently
most of the time it's an interjection in his sentences, so casual you almost don't register it
"it will take about half an hour to get there, mon beauté, so let's leave in fifteen minutes"
"i'm sorry what"
"did i say something, beauty?"
he likes saying pet names offhandedly so he can play innocent
especially since he jumps between the french pronunciation beauté and the english form beauty often to keep you on your toes
if you're taken aback by them he becomes even more of a tease, and won't let up until you admit you like it
when zali's feeling a lot more romantic he'll call you love
it's reserved for late nights, moments of vulnerability, when he can't hold back his feelings
love is rare, but it just makes it all the sweeter to hear. it's always the first thing you hear when you reunite with him after a trip
he likes to call you love when he’s on top of you
and when he's underneath instead, you become my love
when someone’s being mischievous bunny makes an appearance
expect to hear it whenever you're playfully bickering, playing footsie, whatever
whenever you steal food from zali's plate you jokingly call it "the bunny tax"
"hey, don't take my fries."
"it's the bunny tax."
"you have your own rabbit food, though—
"wait, bunny, you're still eating mine!"
another casual name for you is tresór
when you're spending a social evening with friends together, once the party's winding down, he'll lean in closer to you and whisper, "tresór, would you like to go home?"
"mm, kinda."
"let's get you there, then."
"yeah..."
one of your mutual friends notices you and zali whispering together. "something the matter?"
"oh, don't worry, my treasure is just a bit tired." you and zali bid everyone goodbye, even though you feel a little fuzzy at zali just saying the english translation of your name for everyone to hear
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🔪 Vantacrow Bringer
he’s not exactly clingy but he loves mentioning your relationship
so instead of a pet name, he usually calls you my reader
it's because he loves saying your name
yet he loves reminding everyone who you belong to
when he talks about you you’re almost always my man, my girl, my baby, that one’s mine
despite that he’s not immune to it himself
when you call him mine it’s like cupid picked up a sniper rifle
his brain fully short circuits
he lets slip a wide-eyed "wait, i'm yours?"
and when you confirm it, heart-eyed. he giggles. "that means you're mine too."
vanta isn't very creative with pet names, so baby is his go-to
he knows it's kind of a "basic" name but that's the reason he likes it
it's so easy to insert it into conversation!
and everyone knows what you mean to him the second he calls you baby
besides, the real reason he says it is so he can call you my baby
and in moments of warmth, darling
he just has this suave, sultry intonation when he calls you darling, like the r&b songs he likes to sing
if you show ANY weakness he WILL use that whenever he wants to persuade you
"darling, can we buy this?"
"darling, i want that..."
"but my darling, it would make me so happy."
do NOT be convinced otherwise, this man WILL beg and plead the second he gets an opening
despite that he really does want to spoil his significant other
so when he feels most intimate, he wants to treat you like royalty
you're his sweet prince. his little princess. he'll even call you his royal highness
and sure, it's a little corny when you put it like that, but he tries to make sure the tenderness of the moment outweighs how much of a cheeseball he is at heart
the best part is how reverent he says it
you really are the ruler of his heart as a prince, a princess
your royal highness doesn't even begin to cover it how whipped he is for you
like a knight to a ruler he's always at your royal highness' beck and call, and he knows it
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🥽 Yu Q. Wilson
getting pet names from this guy is rare
he’s easily flustered by them… he rarely goes for pda
even when you’re alone he refers to you by your name just because it's comfortable
which means his cheeks always glow pink whenever he calls you honey
it's hard to slip honey into bickering so it only comes out when he's feeling romantic
and then willy gets flustered by THAT so it always comes out like
"just stay with me for now. h-honey."
out of all the krisis guys he's the shyest about being cute and affectionate
which is hilarious because everything he feels about you is cute...
and affectionate...
more casual than honey is sweetie
you become sweetie whenever he wants your attention, relaxed, or in some cases, whenever he's getting frustrated
at first it seems like it might be sarcastic or biting whenever he calls you sweetie during an argument
"sorry, it's—i'm gonna say it. it's what you mean to me, alright?" he admits once you've both cooled down and talked it out. "i call you sweetie because i don't want to forget how important you are to me even when i'm getting all—"
he gestures wildly, struggling to think of the words without calling himself a dickhead. "i only get pissed off in the moment. i like how calling you that reminds me that i should be paying attention to your feelings, too."
during lighthearted bickering, though, he'll call you cutie!
you're a cutie whenever you make him laugh
yes, you can tell willy has a thing for nicknames that end in syrupy "y" sounds
yes, you can tease him over that too, cutie, and figure out what makes him call you honey or sweetie instead while you're getting him all blushy
he just wants to call you the most adorable things, it just makes sense
it's even harder for him to admit this too, but he kind of likes the feeling of a Super Cool Guy™️ like him using sappy pet names, it's a little embarrassing...
still pales in comparison to what he calls you in french: mon petit chou chou
it's a very old-fashioned name, and it doesn't even have a good translation in english
whenever he calls you mon petit chou chou, you can always call him my little cabbage cabbage in return to mess with him
there aren't even petits choux in canada??
he doesn't even eat petits choux????
doesn't change the fact that whenever he speaks french, you can't understand most of what he's saying, but nothing perks you up like hearing him mention petit chou
he still hasn't realized his chou chou is always on his mind no matter the language
gn reader x lucien lunaris, luci teasing you, established relationship, soft, oneshot, got inspo based off this tweet lul enjoy this short scribble
you’d always known luci was the type to turn every little thing into a show. didn’t matter if it was a quick kiss, a sweet gesture, or just something he wanted to share—he always made it dramatic, like life was his stage, and you were the lucky audience. honestly, you didn’t mind. it was just another part of him that made your heart flutter, even when you pretended to roll your eyes at it.
“baaaaaby~!!” you heard his familiar sing-song voice before you even saw him. the door clicked shut, and there he was, grocery bags in hand, his face lighting up the second he saw you. you didn’t know it, but he’d spent the last hour picking out all your favorite snacks, his way of silently saying i know you’ve had a tough day.
“where were you..” you muttered, dragging yourself off the couch, already feeling a little lighter just seeing him. you wrapped your arms around him in a lazy hug, your cheek resting against his chest. he pulled you in closer, his arms a warm cocoon around you, one hand stroking your hair in slow, comforting movements.
“i’m sorry, mi amor” he said softly, the words almost vibrating against you as you listened to the steady thrum of his heartbeat. “i just had a couple errands to run, but i’m here now, yeah?”
you tilted your head up to look at him, catching that familiar, heart-melting smile that made you feel like you were the only thing in the world that mattered to him. you tried to fight it, but a small smile tugged at your lips anyway, and he noticed immediately, his own grin widening in response.
“what’d you get?” you asked, curiosity creeping into your voice as you stepped back. he crouched down to grab the grocery bag but paused, tilting his head with that devilish little smirk you’d come to know all too well. “wouldn’t you like to know?”, you narrowed your eyes at him, “i know you’ve been in a bad mood all day,” he said, his voice softer now, “so i went out and got your favorite snacks…”
your heart swelled at the thought, a warmth spreading through your chest. “aww, luci…” you started, your voice soft with gratitude. but he wasn’t done. “—as a reward for me having to put up with your moody ass!”
“HEY!” you yelped, swatting at him with zero actual force as he burst into laughter, his whole face lighting up with that playful energy you adored. before you could even fake being mad, he pulled you back into his arms, holding you tight against him.
“i’m kidding, i’m kidding,” he said, still laughing as he buried his face in your hair. “it’s all for you, love. every single bit of it.”
you leaned back just enough to look up at him, your lips curling into a smirk. “thank you, luci. but seriously, you really love keeping me on edge, huh?”
he tilted his head, that familiar mischievous glint in his eyes as he leaned down, his face just inches from yours. “and i’ll keep you dancing on the edge of my love, because there’s nothing more beautiful than watching you fall into me.”
your breath hitched, and you felt a rush of warmth creeping up your neck to your cheeks. “you're so unfair...” you mumbled, trying to look anywhere but at him, though the soft smile tugging at your lips gave you away.
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hehe, this was such an old draft oml i forgot i had this ANYWAY! enjoy this luci oneshot, i recommend to listen to blue by yung kai while reading this bc i did while writing and it made this writing sound 10x more soft :)!!
im sorry i havent been writing recently, the past couple of weeks have been pretty hectic for me but that does not mean im gonna quit or go on hiatus!! i hope i can have the motivation to write again (and by the recent events in niji i probably will have some ideas...) but for now, i hope you can understand and wait patiently for me
fuckk i wanna write the rosco skater au but like how do i start it lmaoaoa its a cute idea too, if anyone would like to write this please feel free to steal it😭😭🤲
krisis is cool because at their core they’re all different forms of Happy To Be Here
zali: happy to be here in the way that he rolls with anything and likes being included. he’s the type of friend that goes quiet in group discussions and pretends everyone talking around him is like a podcast
vanta: happy to be here in the way that he’s super enthusiastic for whatever the gang is doing. the hype man. the one that cheers others on and is the first to get lit when they do something cool
wilson: happy to be here in the way that he wants someone to hear him out. he drums up entertaining conversations and when everyone weighs in it makes him feel like his own thoughts are being acknowledged. an insightful enabler
