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Activated them like sleeper agents
God i could write a book about the time I cut contact with my biological father and suddenly I could do all the things he was pressuring me to do when I could barely do anything after his visits.
so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin
a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to
Sometimes I want to confront my parents about some things that genuinely upset me as a kid.
no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.
imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!
no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.
you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.
#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders
as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this
Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. Iām an authority on this since Iām legitimately the coolest girl in the world.
It's okay if joy and grief keep visiting on the same day.
nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.
May you heal so deeply that you remember what it feels like to be excited about your future, your creativity, and your life.
When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.
*does this to you*
Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it
oh i love my darling sweetie beautiful friends so so much i cant wait until the next time i get a chance to chat with them.....its a shame i have no way to initiate a conversation with any of them..the tech just isnt ready unfortunately...sad..........
Tonight on My Husband Doesnāt Know How to Baby Talk
āMaāam, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. Iāll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge itās not my faultā
Husband: maāam it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ā¢ļø
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesnāt know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you donāt even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but youāve got several years before thatās relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
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Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up š
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" š
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
wash the bloody man
Simon just grateful to discover water exists here like
A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involvedā it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.
Gareth and Madalena, Galavant
Eary morning Bardic Hearth speculation post, spoilers under the cut especially now that Iāve gotten a mutual into it.
I wonder if Hogwin is in the same, or similar, situation that Wren was.
Itās entirely possible Iām still coping, and the concept of making peace by preparing for war isnāt new. A character who calls themselves Peacebringer being the scariest motherfucker on the battlefield is definitely an image and a trope as old as time - pacifists become pacifists on a trail of blood.
But Hogwin doesnāt really seem on board with it. Heās able, even willing, to do a lot of awful things, like torturing and murdering Hazel and using her form to get to the other champions. But it doesnāt seem like he LIKES it. When he found the knife on his desk I could almost feel a drop in the pit of his stomach, the way he hesitated, the way he tried to keep it from Ari. He even directly questioned whether Beligor was sure about this plan.
A champion who doubts his god.
The show makes SUCH a big deal about the compatibility of champions to their gods. Not that they never disagree, but the bond is so tight because their ideals line up. Hazel and Guile were poster children for a perfect match here - their bond so airtight it made Wren realize something was wrong with his dynamic with Mortaine.
And hereās Hogwin, doing what Beligor instructs without seeming thrilled about it.
And most importantly, the gods LOVE their champions, and they love their gods back. Mortaine even jokes about how often the relationship is romantic or sexual, but even familial love counts here. Liana expected to marry Wren before he even offered to make her his champion. Hazel might be the ONLY person Guile genuinely loves, and he was basically her only family. Aquiraās grief was so genuine when she lost Isla. Even with Mortaine and Wren, while that wasnāt a true champion relationship, there was love, and even the brief times weāve seen her with Gideon thereās a soft intimacy, as much as Mortaine can show.
I donāt feel any love between Hogwin and Beligor. Theyāre as distant and business-like as any of his other interactions. Save one, and I am completely blanking on names and google isnāt helping me right now - but the important thing is Bellsy and Hogwin donāt feel tight at all.
It makes me wonder. IS he even Beligorās champion?
Beligor would certainly have a reason to use a placebo champion to start his war. I mean, if word got out that the champion of war was doing all this, all fingers would point to him. Even using Hazelās image to frame Guile can only conceal him so much, after all, especially once the murder weapon is identified.
And on a more seat of the pants speculationā¦I honestly thought at first that Hogwin was Judgeās champion. I dunno. They seem like theyād fit way better.
Again itās entirely possible Iām just coping and Hogwin is deeper than weāve seen as per his reasons for being Beligorās champion. But weāve seen one false champion already, why not another? It just makes more sense to me than there being zero truth to him.
"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø