Eh? ...well, aight. Just nothing too personal, kay?
(interview start)
• Who are you?
Fooble Yelpypatch. Amateur photographer and movie geek.
• Why come to Snaktooth?
Well, the exact reason is a bit... personal. But, let's just say, if you had a decent life before losing everything you ever had in a major accident, then you would probably do the same.
• Thoughts on Bugsnax?
They're alright most of the time. It's just... some of them...
• Why did you leave town?
Well, with the amount of grumps coming to Snaktooth, the amount of curiosity in the area started to escalate.
I knew I had to scram at some point... and Beffica trying to lift my mask in my sleep? That was the last straw!
╰> • What's even under that mask of yours?
That's personal information! And, frankly, it's also none of your grumping business.
• Any info on Lizbert?
Well, I did see her and Egg beefing with each other. Can't be a coincidence that they both vanished a few days after.
They probably split. I honestly wouldn't be surprised, we all knew it was bound to happen.
• Thanks, Foob. That was very helpful. ✅
No problem. Oh, and b'fore you head off...
• Yeah?
I found this photo in my camera. I didn't take it. In fact, I have no idea how it got there. Maybe it will be useful to you?
[Fooble handed you a photo of an indistinct figure. Maybe this will prove useful later...]
Interview...? Uhh... I dunno, but... Darni seems to trust you, so I guess I'll try...
(interview start)
• Who are you?
Ehm... Carsey Ribrace... Librarian...
• Why come to Snaktooth?
Living in the big city really wasn't for me... too many people... I thought getting off the mainland would be a nice change...
• Thoughts on Bugsnax?
They can be good sometimes... just not my thing all the time.
• Why did you leave town?
Well, there were getting to be so many grumps in town that I started to panic again... It only got worse on Cromdo's first impression of me... I totally blew it, and now he prolly hates my guts... haha...
• What's your relationship like with Darni?
A-whu..? Haha... I don't... really know. We're best friends and all but I often think about us being... MORE. But, of course, she probably doesn't feel the same...
• Any info on Lizbert?
Liz was...something. Honestly, I can't help but feel a bit... suspicious of her.
╰> • Suspicious? Why is that?
I dunno, man... What if this is all some sort of elaborate death trap? Think about it! If all that bad stuff was happening after she left, then she must have done something behind the scenes!
• Alright, Carsey. I think we're done here. ✅
Oh, good... I don't exactly like talking to people... but there is one last thing I have for ya.
• Yeah, what's the deal?
I found this locked up book. Looks like a diary or an adventure log. I can't open it, cuz of this rusty lock. Maybe you'll have better luck?
[Carsey handed you a journal with a rusty lock. It seems it can be unlocked by a similarly rusty key.]
Ehh... never been much of a talker... but if it helps us get out of this mess, I'll bite the Bunger just this once.
(Start interview)
• Who are you?
The name's Darni Subbleploof. I work as a cartographer.
• Why come to Snaktooth?
Well, as far as I know, Snaktooth has been uncharted since it was discovered. I want to contribute to our knowledge of the world and chart it out...
Oh, that and Cybin dragged me along.
╰> • What's your connection with Cybin like?
• Thoughts on Bugsnax?
Eh. Decent. It's mostly me dragging them out of danger. By the bandana.
╰> • How long have you and Carsey been together?
Uhm... nonononono, you've got it all wrong, I mean... ahahaha... uhm... Has he said we're in a relationship...?...No, no, he wouldn't even reciprocate... We're just friends. Nothing more.
They're cool, I guess.
• Why did you leave town?
Well, when Cybin got lost, I went to look for them. Went the wrong way and ended up getting lost myself.
I'll tell ya, this island has way too many twists n turns.
• Any info on Lizbert?
Nope.
╰>• You seriously have no information whatsoever?
Yep. S'far as I know, she's dead. Can't jump to conclusions, though, cuz I never really knew 'er.
• Thanks for trying to help, Darni. ✅
No problem. Oh, one last thing.
• What's up?
I found this old tape recorder. Still has a tape in it, but I can't seem to start it. Seems to require some sort of password...? Well, whatever. You'll probably have better luck with it.
[Darni handed you an old tape recorder filled halfway with sand. It seems to require a passcode to play or even open.]
Hi Bugsnax fandom. Plz let me in i like these muppet lookin fucks tooooooooo
Anyway!!!!!! This is Jesmond! :-] they’re a detective for the Snakolytes (by that, he just tries to get rid of any traceable evidence of the Snakolytes’ existence) also she’s interested in botany :-]
Also YES they were originally made bc I may or may not have the worlds gayest thoughts abt Alegander… movin on
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