*gay silence*

Sai, she/they, 16 DM me if you want to geek out about any fandoms

[itssophietexas]

god i miss playing minecraft i just wanna eat berries and kill

[gxxthicflower]

good news! you can also do that in new jersey for free

[itssophietexas]

i fucking love this unhinged website

[sabrebash]

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

[buglite]

no more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck

[theguywiththewhitespot]

I rewatched A Tale of Two Stans the other day and it’s funny because:

J.K SImmons, Award Winning Actor: I’m going to do some changes to my voice to show that make Ford sound younger and more innocent during his high school days.

Alex Hirsch: Stan has sounded Like This since he was like 17. 

[skepticalfrog]

i actually really love it when only children are like what the fuck hitting your sibling is so fucked up.... Like no actually it's scientifically proven that a chemical is released in your brain when you hit your brother with a broom for no reason that bonds you for life

[obamaphoner]

I dont get it I have three younger sisters & I dont understand how any of us hitting each other would be positive whatsoever. we dont do that

[skepticalfrog]

that's fun for you, me and my brother once fell through a window while we were wrestling

[lychgate]

i caved my nose in tackling my brother off a staircase once and now we smoke weed in his garage 

[sai-ghs]

I have a scar on my forehead from my sister pushing me into a dumpster

[gracerings]

you know what misha collins deserves this, he deserves to brag about the 100k destiel fics achievement on every social media platform. he made it. this is his legacy, 12 years ago he said this angel WILL be gay for the faithless hunter and then proceeded to make history. good for you sir enjoy the free promo

[heywriters]

My collection of clothing references for writing. 

[floraone]

Ya know what , I’m adding. Here are more useful references that I use;

[neurotypical-karen]

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

[triplestaff]

Terry imma need examples

[neurotypical-karen]

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT  E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

[journalxxx]

These panels make me crack up every time for at least two reasons

1) The intended one, the fact that in Ford’s head this is not only a perfectly reasonable and valid argument to qualm Stan’s doubts, but also a genuinely amusing and conciliatory topic for friendly small talk

2) The unintended one, which implies that Ford might display unexpected random knowledge of his niece on certain occasions. For example

Stan, talking on the phone with Mabel: ”Alright pumpkin, have fun. Don’t drink more than two or three beers, hangovers aren’t as fun as they’re cracked up to be-”

Ford, overhearing from afar: “Make it one beer. She can’t hold her liquor very well.”

Stan, turning his head veeery slowly: “…How the fuck do you know that”

Ford: “Oh you know, when I came back I noticed she’s a slow acetylator for-”

Stan, standing veeeery close to Ford: “Did you get my niece drunk, Stanford”

F: “What- no, I just-”

S: “Three months, Stanford. I kept my own house pristine and completely free of alcohol for three whole months while they kids were there and I swear to God, if you’re telling me that the very day you came back-”

F: “I did nothing of the kind unhand me this instant you brute-”

It takes a couple of mild contusions for Stan to grasp that Ford did not, in fact, need to get Mabel drunk to obtain that specific piece of information

[valtsv]

cute nicknames for your significant other but it's entity names from the magnus archives

[valtsv]

[anthophilafalls]

This is my callout post for Stanford Filbrick Pines. Sir, you dedicated your life to learning about anomalous biological phenomena. Yet you absolutely BUTCHERED MITOSIS. It goes Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, and Telophase, and then Cytokinesis. WHAT IS THIS?! Wh… Why aren’t the chromosomes lined up against the metaphase plate before being attached to microtubules during Anaphase. Why are the chromatids just lines?!

Not to mention, THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DRAW A SCIENTIFIC MODEL OF DNA! Where are the base pairs? The polymerase! The nucleotides!!! This is anarchy! 

STANFORD FILBRICK PINES I AM ONTO YOU 

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[anarchopuppy]

remember when Gravity Falls gave the moral "telling the truth all the time without exception would be bad, because then you wouldn't be able to lie to cops"?

[caucusboi]

Before the meme goes out trend 👀✨

Fun Fact: Omniman's voice actor, is the same as Ford, J.K Simmons

[leaujacques]

Happy Summerween! The Jack-o-Melons are being lit, children. Time to trick or treat…OR DIE!

(Link to 2020’s Jack-o-Melon)

[bezzygom]

finished binge watching the train show yesterday

[pinknatural]

cas also uses emojis over angel radio and that’s why his siblings all wanna kill him

[eternallovers65]

you're laughing jensen and daneel are making a show about john "child abuser" and mary "didn't really liked him" winchester, and their epic "only feel in love bc of the cupid so dean and sam would be born" love story, narrated by dean "my dad was a bastard" winchester (also jared is not invited) and you're laughing