Can'-Ka No Rey

Abel. Empty-handed shit poet. I don't have a /tagged/me, instead it's /tagged/abel's-random-crap

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[humanityinahandbag]

Reblonk

[sailatina3]

[alarmingpenguin]

She's right and I'm scared

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This implies a liquid form of bread

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Beer

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

FUCK

[official-bread-posts]

Official Bread Post

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[saideschain]

Not sure if I posted about this here but I tend to walk through the same street when I go to the city centre because sometimes I see this golden retriever either sitting outside or just walking around as if he were patrolling the street so I thought of him as the Sheriff.

A couple of months ago his owner told me his name is Champs, and this week I saw Champs two days in a row and it made me happy

[opttwoodrow]

[supermariomamafucker]

kroger brand tortilla chips on deck

[foone]

this room averages out to a normal writing speed.

[saideschain]

When I got back here last month my mum argued that my coat was nice but it wasn't a winter coat so she insisted I had to get a proper winter coat

[saideschain]

Proof of life

[childweanedonpoison]

babe wake up new ben affleck with a cigarette pics just dropped

[childweanedonpoison]

[saideschain]

Yesterday I went to a swimming pool for the first time in over 20 years and I swam 40 lengths so today I did the same

[saideschain]

So I forgot to post about this but back in June I saw Nine Inch Nails live for the second time ever and I'm still thinking about it

[saideschain]

The parking in the aquarium near my house always gets flooded whenever there's a storm and somehow this guy saw an empty parking and thought "Look at all this space" and parked there.

People are fucking stupid

[saideschain]

I'm the best of the men from Spain according to David Sedaris. Make of that what you will

[saideschain]

Fucking hell

[saideschain]

Feels surreal to see my name in the programme of a play that people can actually pay money to go see

[myseinfeldblogisgreaterthanyours]