darker than expected

i got a strawberry tattoo before it was cool @sunshinesortofgirl

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[nondelphic]

sometimes you have to put your little guy in the Horrible Situation Factory so he can grow. i’m sorry little guy. it’s for the plot.

[aenslem]

You know, Alien. The horror movie, Alien.

[srdcovka]

Kaori Sakamoto, Alysa Liu and Ami Nakai at the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics Women's Figure Skating podium (February 20)

[gramarye]

you know how some cats have insane neuroses and quirks. well my recently adopted cat Rosita, who is a former feral, was said to find toes and bare skin in general "suspicious" in her shelter description. i was like, oh okay, well my other cat attacks toes, cats do that sometimes i suppose

little did we know what this means is that she not only attacks toes but if she sees you with your ankles or bare arms out for example, there is a high chance she will slap you. she will literally just come up to you and slap you where your skin is showing unless its your face. she doesnt hiss or growl or anything she will just give you a disapproving slap or two i assume to voice her disagreement with how you present yourself

this cat wants you to cover your arms and ankles NOW. slut

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[thenopequeen]

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

[hinamie]

- wip -

artblock got me drawing characters i hardly ever look at

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[edgecallskating]

ISU is going to need to add “Jumping While Panda" to the GOE scoring bullet points.

[edgecallskating]

Adam and Ilia synchronized backflip shot...

Luka and Tim fake out chaser!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[trupie]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.