warning(s): brief mentions of pregnancy, childbirth, parenting, and similar topics. obsession. joe goldberg.
note(s): weeee, i haven’t written in forever! so sorry for the wait, loves! i literally got this idea right before bed, the night before the first day of uni summer classes, so rip my sleep. rushed af, short and sweet, and barely an x reader lolol reblog and like, pls, and i hope you enjoy! :)
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all he could do was stay by your side, peppering kisses along your forehead. your head hung lazily down toward your shoulder. the hours of labor, bringing a precious life into the world, had drained your energy.
you and joe had gone back and forth about whether you could really do this. you’d gone back and forth about a lot of things, actually: names, nursery colors, feeding schedules, pre-schools. but none of those scared you like being parents together did.
when you revealed to him that he’d be a father, he was terrified. when you revealed to him that his child would be a girl, that fear multiplied tenfold. he couldn’t imagine what she’d face in her lifetime, and he wanted to shield her from it all. lock her away in a tall, tall tower like the princess she’d be. only he could make sure that no harm would ever sigh even a whisper by her ear.
joe was intensely protective throughout your pregnancy. it reminded you of how it used to be with him. “i just want to make sure my girls are okay…” he’d say as he held your hand while you went down a flight of stairs, or covered your head as you ducked into the passenger seat of the car you shared.
he’d never let you out of his sight if he could help it. joe asked, nearly demanded, that you take more time off at work. he had even suggested that you completely quit.
he tracked your and baby’s progress, attended appointments, and waited on you hand and foot. he counted every step, calorie, practically every breath you took throughout your journey to create your daughter. no, his daughter.
he would read her stories. he’d dress her up. he’d take her anywhere. he’d tell her anything she wanted to know. he’d watch her grow and be there when she could only ever need him.
joe was so incredibly excited for her life to be lived that he hadn’t prepared for the day she’d come. her first day. her first breath. her first cry.
now, he couldn’t believe his eyes. his darling girl was finally brought into the world, and all he wanted to do was whisk her away.
he hated how small she was. how vulnerable. her shrieks made his anger brew. he hated how she was handled by the nurses, like any other, like nothing special, like a routine.
she wouldn’t be crying if i were the one holding her, joe thought. his eyes followed her around the room. he’d read every book. even, begrudgingly, listened to every podcast. joe was eager to prove that he was ready to take good care of her. he couldn’t wait to show them how well he knew his darling girl already. to him, she was his everything.
charlotte emilia goldberg.
after authors who held special places in his heart, though he couldn’t (or maybe wouldn’t) tell you why.
tag list <3 : @doe-eyeddreamgirl
post-note: lowk into the idea of joe’s obsession being his daughter.. especially because he’d already be over his wife by then, so he’d need a new one, and bam! someone else to love and care for, except she can’t stop him cause she genuinely needs and depends on him, lieeeeek — but also, not in the romantic way, like he’s still a father, idk if that was obvious 😭
Someone needs to write Joe Goldberg as a girldad💔💔 like I would sell my soul if someone wrote girldad Joe especially since in the show, he wanted a girl.. 😭
Contains: slight satosugu. Violence. Satosugu killing each other over and over. Satoru and y/n are exes. Alternate universe. Possibly OOC. toxic relationships?. Satoru Gojo is now Satori Gojo, and Suguru Geto is now Sugki (I really tried lol) Geto . Y/n being kinda useless in the satosugu beef. Male ver of Shoko is here btw. Satosugu is somewhat implied to be dating after the funeral. Death.
Yue's notes: imma be honest, reader isn't really involved alot ...tbh this is mostly fem!satosugu..
"I'm sorry, Satori. I just don't think we'll work out.." y/n said, her arms wrapped around her as if to shield herself from the woman's gaze. Y/n knew perfectly well her reason for breaking up with Satori wasn't because she didn't think it'd work out. The real reason was mostly because she was still in love with Sugki Geto, her ex and Satori's best friend.
Satori wasn't sure how to react, after all no one has broken up with her before. Unless you want to count the time Sugki had left her and y/n at KFC.
Y/n didn't wait for an answer and quickly left with her things.
•••
Satori was scrolling on a media app when she saw a recent photo of Sugkk and y/n on a ice cream. Seriously? Did y/n break up with her for her best friend?
She's not surprised, she should've known. everyone knew this would happen at some point. Sugki and y/n were the type of couple to break up for a few months and then get back together.
But she couldn't believe it, why did Sugki knowingly get with y/n if (and she knows the pretty woman knew) she knew she used to be with y/n. Well to be fair, she shouldn't be talking either, she took his shot with y/n the moment he could. But she didn't care.
•••
Satori picked up a knife, using it as a mirror to put on lipstick and gloss. She soon left her house and went into her car, quickly putting in the address of y/n's house. She was sure the two backstabbers were at that location, it was okay if they weren't. After all, she had both addresses.
She entered the house and went upstairs. Quietly walking to y/n's room, hoping to murder Sugki and take joy in her ex's face as she would wake up to Suguru's dead body.
•••
As Satori went to the other side of the bed, she took her weapon of choice out of hiding and stabbed Sugki with a smile multiple times in a row. Her smile dropped as she noticed that instead of blood, feathers were flying.
Y/n soon screamed as she wasn't expecting to see Satoru with a weapon. Sugki came in with a gun, aiming it at Satori and shot it.
Satori soon dodged every bullet. Sugki was getting frustrated, not only was her aim off but Satoru kept dodging with a smile as if taunting her.
Satori then stopped and said,"I hope you like my sloppy seconds!"
BANG!
Sugki had shot Satori. Y/n couldn't believe what she saw. Sugki had murdered her ex.
Satork tumbled out from the glass doors and fell down from the balcony, landing into the fence. The fence had pierced her stomach and left blood all over.
Sugki had gone to the balcony and looked down to where Satoru was laying. Sugki laughed at the white haired woman's state.
Satori was furious and took out a small knife. Sugki tilted her head to the side, wondering what her rival was going to do. She was then blinded in her left eye.
She screamed in agony with y/n quickly attending to her. Y/n looked down to Satoru and saw her put up the finger at her.
•••
Satori was in the hospital as someone had found her. Her doctor was Shouske leiri, he was surprised Satori survived her wounds.
"how the hell did this happen?" Shouske asked, struggling to take out the fence that was still stuck in his friend. Satori gave him a smile, "I was trying to kill Sugki."
Shouske sighed at his friend's antics. He finally took out the fence which made Satori look back at him in pain, she was also slightly annoyed at how rough the fence came out.
"I don't know how you do it, Satori." He said with a soft chuckle and walked away to light a cigarette outside. What he didn't know was that Sugki was in the room disguised as a nurse. Her left eye was now covered by an eye patch, her hair was in a bun with a small hat that had a red plus to show she was in the medical field, and she wore a dress that went to her mid thigh with short sleeves.
Sugki was warming up an electric shock device, turning her head slowly to make sure Satori didn't notice her. She quickly stopped warming up the device and speed walked to Satori. She took the device and put it to Satori's back, shocking her.
Satori's body shook viciously before she turned around with a pissed off face. Sugki didn't wait for what Satori had to say and shocked her again in the chest. Once again, The blue-eyed woman's body shook violently before Sugki put the device on the sides of Satori's head, electrifying the woman's brain and killing her (for now).
Her body fell back into the hospital bed. Sugki put down the device and quickly left before anyone can catch her.
•••
Y/n was sitting on the couch and was finishing the last bite of her meal, after all Sugki had a surprise for her and she didn't want her food to be in the way.
Sugki had come back into the living room wearing black lingerie. Y/n was stunned, she couldn't find the words to speak. Sugki didn't really wear lingerie.
Sugki had sat on Y/n's lap and wrapped her arms around her girlfriend's neck. Little did they know they had an audience.
Before Sugki could kiss her lover, some force made her bend backwards which had hurt her spine. Y/n began to worry, what was wrong with Sugki?
Sugki got off her partner's lap, making noises of pain. She realized this was Satori's doing, remembering when they jokingly made voodoo dolls of each other. She grabbed the doll version of Satori, but before she could do anything, her neck snapped making her head come undone.
Y/n had screamed thinking her girlfriend would die. Sugki snapped her neck and head back into place before throwing the doll into the fire. They both heard a scream, and y/n looked into the distance.
"oh my God! Satori is on fire!" Y/n could see her ex scream and freak out. Who wouldn't? I mean the fire was burning her skin and her organs.
Sugki just laughed while y/n looked at her girlfriend like she was psychotic and ran to help Satori.
•••
Satori was dressed in a fancy white dress with a silk coat with fur on it. She was furious and couldn't let Sugki think she had won. She rushed up the stairs where she could hear water rushing.
Sugki and y/n were making out when Satori opened the curtain and put up her knife, but before she could, Sugki cut her arm off with her own weapon. Y/n gasped and screamed, her eyes closed due to blood in her eyes. Satori had ran off.
Sugki quickly got dressed and took Satori's arm with her which was laying on the floor.
Satori had tripped near the end of the stairs and fell, Sugki had caught up to her and choked her with the white haired woman's arm. Satori choked for a moment before passing out.
Sugki had let laughter leave her lips, she looked psychotic since Satori's blood was on her. Sugki stood up and walked away after her laugh attack.
•••
Sugki and her lover, Y/n, were at the pool and were making out. Sugki then noticed arms wrapping around her waist, pushing her closer. The hands left her waist and found their way to her bottom. Sugki opened her eyes in surprise, only to see Satori kissing her instead of her lover. Satori had a cheeky smile.
Sugki on the other hand was furious, she took out a chainsaw and sliced Satori through her stomach.
Satori held her stomach in pain, at least she was able to kiss the lips that kissed y/n. She fell into the pool and her body slowly sank.
Sugki had a crazed smile on her face but what she didn't notice was Satori next to her smiling in shock, she didn't think Sugki had the guts. Sugki looked at her then took a second look to see if Satori was really alive before looking back to the body in the pool.
The body was not in fact Satoris' instead it was y/n's. Sugki stood there in disbelief. In disbelief that she killed the woman she loved.
•••
Satori and Sugki were dressed in all black, holding solemn faces. After all, what do you say and do when you're at your ex's funeral and was the one who murdered them?
Sugki could hear y/n's family sob.
•••
Satori and Sugki were at their home, giggling as they drank their milkshakes.
"I honestly can't believe we let some girl get between us, Satori" Sugki said before taking another sip of her milkshake.
Satori gave Sugki a soft chuckle before saying, "Lets hope that doesn't happen again" Sugki agreed and kissed Satori on the cheek.
•••
Shouske on the other hand was reading the messages his friends had sent him.
"Why am I always friends with the crazy ones?"
Y/n's ghost agreed.
AHHH, I honestly really love this and Ik it's not perfect but still.
Can u tell I was resisting to make satosugu canon.
Why do men feel the need to hate on lesbians? Like okay… just say you’re a fetishizer and hate to see women loving women better then you😭
Not our faults you purposely put yourself in lesbian spaces and complain about “Why is everything gay!!” That’s like going to a food isle saying “why is there food!”
I think it's concerning how much I hate straight omegaverse.... can't y'all understand LIKE OMEGAVERSE WAS MADE FOR THE GAYS LIKE WHY WOULD I WANNA SEE STRAIGHT PPL DOING STRAIGHT THINGS
However that's excused if it's alpha girl x omega boy bc then the dude gets pregnant
I just wanna see women getting women pregnant and men getting men pregnant ❤️
Y'all I'm so tired of going thru the avatar x reader tag and just seeing tons and tons of smut of minors....LIKE DO U GUYS HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. I DONT WANNA READ SMUT!!
Like c'mon guys let's be creative!!
"if you don't like it, don't read it!!" I'm not reading, Im complaining bc the moment u click on the tag, it's just smut after smut
