Your Friendly Neighborhood Gay Vampire

You get what everyone else gets you get a lifetime 💜🖤💜 22 | they/them #boylife

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[constellama]

this guy pisses me offffff

[saint-crispy]

We all talk about [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] but I feel like we don't talk nearly enough about [menacing meaty murmurs]

[saint-crispy]

I want to do a Nikola Orsinov cosplay sooo bad!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[important-cat-pics]

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[lesbianrey]

it does more harm than good to prop up the myth of the ‘neurotypical’ who completes tasks cheerfully with no issues. this person is a capitalist fantasy. the more you define yourself in comparison to this myth the more you justify social structures staying the same with minor accommodations to the ‘exceptions’ and the continued pathologizing of discomfort under hostile conditions

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[gothredy]

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[charlie-is-fine]

WOW. JUST WOW.

Deadnaming Kayne the day after trans visibility day.

I see how it is Arthur.

I thought you were better man.

[saint-crispy]

Faroe, there is a voice in my head who is a fragment of a Eldritch god, and also he is your step father.

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Now when did I type any of that

[official-pussy-posts-2]

I need to be stopped.

[saint-crispy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE ARTHUR LESTER

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now