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[loosepopcorn]

brick break!

[saint-patience]

Someone add the Ed, Edd, and Eddy sound effect. You know the one.

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[edda-for-dummies]

Northern Iceland is on the Arctic Circle, same as where I live rn so like. Have a glimpse of my reality. Enjoy.

[saint-patience]

I was wondering when it would be back.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[saint-patience]

Where is the lie?

[saint-patience]

Holy shit I’m already tired of Deltarune...

[catchymemes]

[saint-patience]

Fucking legend.

[bloodytales]

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

[bloodytales]

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

THISSSSS

[a-heist-of-words]

Sam, my dude, you wear that nailpolish and wear it proudly!

[saint-patience]

Important lesson here.

[bogleech]

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

[saint-patience]

Where is the lie?

[veryfunnymemes]

[chiefmcclane]

Sad Energy Sword Sunday post

[saint-patience]

*sad emote*

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[beggars-opera]

I have noticed that a staggering number of people in my age cohort, myself included, are rapidly going gray. For context, I’m 28, but I’ve seen younger.

[ghost-cassette]

“We have become unmoored from time and lost all bearings” is such a perfect summary, my god

[saint-patience]

28 and going grey myself. There’s just so much wrong with the world and no way one person can fix it, or escape it.

I really believe our generation will never experience true peace of mind. And that though alone is depressing.

[relishboi]

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

[relishboi]

this picture literally is divine influence

[hminteresting]

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

[relishboi]

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

[saint-patience]

[james3-13-deactivated20201123]

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey gets game of the year for this scene.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

You know, I dont like assassins creed, but I might get it just for this

[saint-patience]

I didn’t know Antonio Banderas was Greek...

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[saint-patience]

Can we bring this back into style?

[3139586-deactivated20200517]

i take back every criticism i’ve ever had about this game its actually a masterpiece

[tinybed]

he got a cramp

[saint-patience]

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

[saint-patience]

Dale Gribble: They’ll be sorry once I show them my patented Pocket Sad!

Hank Hill: Don’t you mean “Pocket Sand?”

Dale Gribble: *clutching the pair of unworn baby shoes in his pocket* No...

[nevaehtyler]

His name is Steven Udotong.

[pengychan]

Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.

Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines. 

It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.

[curlicuecal]

On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy

[chelonianmobile]

Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!

[saint-patience]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that some guy named Brian is still evolving?

[dahmersbeer]

the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

[arandomthot]

[saint-patience]