The code switch here is horrifying. Lmao I love it.
With the shits.
yoooo
I cackled
Made my damn day

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The code switch here is horrifying. Lmao I love it.
With the shits.
yoooo
I cackled
Made my damn day
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
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The latest hairstyle in Brazil changes colors right before your eyes.
im moving to Brazil bye everyone
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
TikTok - the most lit videos on the internet, most addicting app
Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
Hempire - become a plant mogul
Go Escape - FREEDOM!
Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops
Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
Looper - tap on the beat!
Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
Hoop Smash - tap to smash!
My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure
Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
PLANK - plank your way to the top
Skiddy Car: drift and stay on the track!!! awesome graphics
Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
TikTok - the most lit videos on the internet, most addicting app
Dosh - get paid to shop
Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.
She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family
Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.
These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.
I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!
Here’s another nice one.
For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.
The beauty came from the inside and was enhanced by her struggle.
On GAHD Jussie Smollett better make a full ass recovery. I’m damn TIRED of violence against LGBTQ folks and People of Color and LGBTQ FOLKS OF COLOR like BITCH. This is why people shouldn’t have to debate their humanity. This is why homophobia and racism and transphobia is never CASUAL. There are real life fucking consequences. You know how many people who AREN’T celebrities are hurt and killed and go without justice?! FUCK.
OH I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY:
@ White LGBTQ folks: when we say that our gender and sexuality is INSEPARABLE from our race, we MEAN that shit. When we BEG you all to consider the ways in which our Blackness informs our experience within and outside of the LGBTQ community, this is what we mean. This man was attacked for being BLACK AND GAY by homophobic white supremacists. Incidents like THIS are why the black and brown stripes on the pride flag exist. THIS is why we need white LGBTQ folks to MAKE ROOM.
@ CisHet Black People: Same sentiment but within our community. We NEED you all to make room for Black LGBTQ folks and to keep us safe. YOU HAVE TO start believing our lives matter too. None of that casual homophobia or transphobia is cute or funny and being a bigot isn’t a personality trait. Cut that shit out.
Also:
This isn’t towards all white people in the LGBTQ+ community. Just the ones that don’t recognize these type of things that LGBTQ+ people of colour go through. Wanted to say that in case some take offense
Nah stop speaking for me. I said what I said.
This right here .
Love and respect 🙏 for all on God's green is how we live .
What vets do behind closed doors
i was so afraid i was going to scroll and it was going to be bad. i feel way better
Can confirm.
Me: *surrenders tiny corgi puppy to vet tech who takes him to the back room for routine shots*
Me: *waits nervously* Oh no, they found something really bad
Vet tech: *returns with puppy*
Me: is hE OKAY
Vet tech: Oh! Yeah! He’s great! He did great!
Me: Oh thank God, I was getting really worried.
Vet tech: …
Vet tech: We had to let everyone pet him
Roommate is vet tech; can confirm
oh my god
Hokey Smokes.... That kid is going to grow up to rule the world ....
Make your kids fearless and teach them that with practice and drive nothing is impossible .
“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”
“I painted somebody’s mom”
“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”
“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”
“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”
“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”
…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:
Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.
Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan
I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan
I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan
Oh well, here’s yet another layer
Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:
Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom
I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.
Continue from OP’s branch:
I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!
A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom
Same ‘level’ as the one above:
Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!
Continue! With a cat!
We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process
Honorary mentioned:
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!
And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:
This seems necessary…
https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/
Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?
Yup.
One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
Meat safety is part of our training
Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
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I feel like ......
This is one of the most important posts I have ever seen.
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How do people not worship cats
They used to awhile back. Wish it was still a thing!
It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
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MY MOM HAS CANCER. I’M BEGGING FOR HELP
Hello everyone, my name is Ewa, I’m from Poland. My mom was diagnosed with CERVICAL CANCER stage 3B G2 back in June (SQUAMUS CELL CARCINOMA G2; Carcinoma planoepitheliale G2, invasio carcinomatosa vasorum). Since then she had only FIVE RADIATIONS (20 Gy in total) and that’s all - NO PLANS FOR CHEMO OR SURGERY. She may receive a few more radiations next year only if she’s still alive til that time and there’s an extensive bleeding. Otherwise no.
Her health problems began in February, since then she had JJ tubes put in both ureters which later were replaced with nephrostomy tubes in both kidneys. She had a massive Enterococcus faecium infection treated with Vancomycin. Lately she had another massive infection when docs put a nephrostomy tube in her left kidney. It was treated with Linezolid.
SHE DOESN’T EAT ANYMORE, SHE CAN’T GET UP, SHE CAN’T TAKE A SHOWER, SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ANYMORE.
Her oncologist didn’t give her a referral to a hospice nor a palliative care specialist. I had to beg my mom’s GP to receive them. We were left alone. We don’t have any family, there’s only she and I. I’m disabled person with several chronic conditions. I have to have a knee surgery but I can’t go to a hospital right now, I have to be with my mom all the time and take care of her.
I’M BEGGING FOR HELP TO BUY A WHEELCHAIR, ANTI PRESSURE ULCERS MATTRESS, NUTRICIA DRINKS, URINE COLLECTION BAGS, ANTIBIOTICS AND PROBIOTICS IF NEEDED, SUPPLEMENTS LIKE POTASSIUM, CRP HOME TESTS AND CBD OIL.
I can’t afford all that due to a very small income.
Please, I’m begging you, help me and my mom. I can provide all medical documents if requested but I have them only in Polish.
It’s only a brief description of what has been happening in the last few months. If you’re interested I can tell whole story from the beginning.
Thank you, Ewa.
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I’m absolutely devastated for my good friend Eve and her Mother. Women in Poland face struggles every day and the health system does not provide for people like it should. Not all people have a comfortable life with good health care systems and support with pain management. Eve has her own health struggles to contend with also.
Eve has been with the community for years now and her Failure Family has been a great source of laughs for me, and many of you I know. Never one to cause drama, a kind, intelligent and caring person, one we need more of! Eve has been through a lot over the past couple of years, help her out if you can, please.
Every girl deserves to be with her Mum as long as possible.
This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap
Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh my gooosh
Yo ! This right here hits you in the heart. I love dogs . Pits , rotties , little terriers all types . That was awesome.