bang it, bite it, bruise it

[phantomrose96]

Parking your bike on a rack with a ransacked bike frame still locked there is kinda funny. Like yeah sorry bud you gotta hang out with this mutilated dead guy. Hopefully whatever did this is no longer hungry.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

[thememedaddy]

[imwiremother]

when you live in the enchanted forest you end up having to use the garden hose to wash like 5 gnomes out of your drive way daily

[imwiremother]

[fraseris]

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

[dancetillthemorningsun]

me making jesus watch riverdale: so here's when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard

jesus: hey man this archie guy carrying that wood is pretty triggering do you think we could watch something else?

me lying maliciously: this is the only show we have

[heavensghost]

I picture it soft and I ache!

[papayajuan2019]

you live here

[thepleasuregoblin]

Are you using Martian Wikipedia why does it specify "human settlement"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

[valtsv]

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

[sioltach]

Songs will come to you in the most perfect, diabolical time and many of them will be by fleetwood mac

[leorioe]

riverdale is the greatest show of all time. when betty is feeling evil she puts on party city wig. there’s a school where everyone dresses like they’re in grease. cheryl thinks she’s in a gothic horror instead of a cw teen drama. there’s a drug called jingle jangle. they were in that writers room channeling the divine

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[totaldowner]

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

[2000ghosts]

august 1, 2008

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[909th]

saw this girl keying someone’s car this morning. was sort of compelling to watch. acts of passion are so rare these days… sigh…