bad choices

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

[ammnontet]

[skygenders]

this is the hill staff is choosing to die on i guess

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[1-1-5-2]

this persons icon was blurred so i went to their blog to see what it was and ..

tumblr censored its own design

[prof-k4b00m]

[surprisebitch]

this should still be safe for work right

[surprisebitch]

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

if tumblr deletes my blog u are free to contact me by entering your local forest and yelling. I will hear u

[arahir]

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

[aitaikimochi]

I sometimes think about how Genos is, in canon, 300kg in weight and wonder how anyone besides Saitama can ever hold and pick him up.

[machinegunblows]

He’s not just metal, he’s heavy metal

[hexmaniacmareen]

good thing that they sit on the ground no chair can hold this man

[kaimousy]

but… he did sit on a chair for the introductory seminar at HA…

[hexmaniacmareen]

well those chairs are made to hold pig god, so genos must be a cakewalk

regular chairs however…

[zerosum-life]

[uglyjoestar-deactivated20191030]

my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so

give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding

he needs the world to see his work

do it for my dad. spread the meme

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[daveslutstaine]

This is so sad, Alexa play Fingers In His Ass

[muumipeikkosaatana]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

an octopus but the tentacles end in human hands

[genderfluid-idiot]

did you mean

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is exactly and completely what i meant thank you

[noahisahuman]

THE BOTS HAVE ADAPTED THEIR CONTENT TO BE SFW

TUMBLR JUST WIPED OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEIR USERBASE FOR A SOLUTION THAT DIDN’T EVEN WORK

YOU SEE THIS @staff

[mamoru]

psa to folks getting a switch (or already have one):

the switch is not a usb c device. it just has a port shaped like usb-c. if you use anything other than nintendo cables and switch-specific accessories to charge or dock it, you might fry the system. using a super fast usb-c to usb-c charger, for example, will potentially fry your system. your usb-c phone chargers are not necessarily compatible with the switch.

[vivaciousarcanist]

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card