Old exhausted detective who cares too much about his chaotic weirdly effective assistant:
“You are–by every conceivable metric—the worst person to take into a hostage situation.”
“What part of ‘subtle’ made you wear a Hawaiian shirt to a stakeout?”
“You are banned from interrogations. Last time, you gave the suspect your number.”
No, you are not allowed to name the murder weapon
“You’re not bait. You’re not even reliable bait.”
“You’re the reason I have stress-induced heartburn.”














