space cadet glow

There's surprisingly little demand for hooker-doctor-lawyers. Kayla | bay area | 34 | they/them | queer (◡‿◡✿) spooky trash (✿◕ ‿ ◕✿)

[saintswtchbld]

Hello tHReads friends, and welcome.

I've been using this exact tumblr for 15 years.

Don't scroll too far back, I'm a sad bitch.

And probably horny posted on main in ways I don't on threads.

Hi ily I hope we don't lose homebase/they fuckin fix their shit over at meta (I know they won't but like, damn)

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[urandroidgirl]

it must be boring as hell to be a danger days hater

[joytri]

thank you to trees and also rain

[caintooth]

it’s about being touched where nobody has ever touched you before. your guts, your heart, your guilt, your shame!

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying the suffering is going to amount to something. any day now

[saintswtchbld]

hollanov but no hudcon?

couldn't be me, but you do you boo

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[bedupolker]

I think the reason why panic at the disco didnt age as well is you listen to all these catchy songs as a middle schooler but then you go out into the world and try a shot of liquor or have sex or go dancing and see a drag queen somewhere and youre like oh okay cool and suddenly a 17 year old recently-ex mormon's approximations of those things just dont have the same kick. My chemical romance on the other hand? I've never met a vampire so idk. I think they got most things right though.

[saintswtchbld]

anyway, i'm just gonna keep writing my karaoke angst and avoiding the podcast clip that's blowing up on instagram because i don't want to know how people perceive me. i've already seen some mean comments and i'm not built for that shit. podcast is just for having fun with the bros, idrc if people outside our friends listen to it

[saintswtchbld]

HOW DARE I THINK TWO HOT GUYS ARE HOT TOGETHER

I GUESS I'M A PIECE OF SHIT FOR THAT

[saintswtchbld]

I'm drinking a second redbull and feeling it in my anxiety but I will NOT be saying that out loud because my coworker will give me shit for it.

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day loves the birthday boy soooo much and has for a very long time <3

[saintswtchbld]

Happy 35th birthday to this angel baby

[miscelium]

reasons shane and ilya should be evenly matched in size, height, weight, build, strength, athleticism, etc. in canon and in fanon

i find it hot

they’re comparable generationally talented first line center professional hockey players

positioning shane as smaller/shorter/daintier than his white dom top boyfriend perpetuates racial, gender, and sexual stereotypes

i personally find it REALLY hot

when he chooses to, shane can physically overpower ilya (hockey, shoving ilya into walls i.e. vegas rooftop and stairwell scenes) but when he wants to submit in bed, he allows himself to be pushed, carried, held down, etc. because they both like it and want it

feminist scholar jane ward: "queer circuits of desire do not rely on the erotic encounter of opposites"

they can wear each other's clothes in a cozy boyfriend hoodie "give. i miss your boring laundry smell" "why the fuck are all your clothes dry clean hand wash only" long distance yearning way or post-game sweat damp base layer horny way or "gross now i have cum on my sweats i'm stealing yours" "okei yay ♥" fondly annoyed way

in conclusion have i mentioned i think it’s really hot

[saintswtchbld]

maybe i'll actually write tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!