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First one done!

#inktober #inktober2017

asktentacletiki

Gender bent Tentacle Tiki

saisaisblog

Murrrrrr

citizen-zero

So in lore, vampires have this trait that I’ve almost never seen used, and that’s the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore.

Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorstep–poppy and mustard seeds were particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them.

If they didn’t immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire. However, if they WERE a vampire, they’d be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn’t counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn’t be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it’s possible to make them lose count and start over.

Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires.

Vampire accountants who are an honest company’s best asset and a corrupt company’s bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO scamming money because fuck you for making the numbers wrong.

Vampire cashiers that don’t need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest.

Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them.

MATH NERD VAMPIRES

hailbuckyy

That’s amazing and hilarious

saisaisblog

There is only one movie that touched on the counting bit Dracula II: ascension it also touches on the fact that if a vampire comes across a knotted rope rhey are compelled to get the knot undone

Art V.S Artist thingie

asktentacletiki

another commission down!

asktentacletiki

dripdripdrop lil april showers

Art @ me

chara @ vixian

glashmonster-deactivated2017101

Sai is a grumpy kittysharkie -

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saisaisblog

Not a morning person

asktentacletiki

was bored and wanted to doodle some fusions of my oc and my friends ocs!

SharkkittyXTIKI

ArkyXTIKI

saisaisblog

You’ve created a sexy combo..we need more of it...smexy wifu fusions go!

tenaflyviper

Were you guys aware of the existence of Ladybaby yet?

Because I think you need to know about Ladybaby.

Ladybaby is the combination of J-pop and death metal that you never knew you wanted.

thespectacularspider-girl

I need an anime about this. Yesterday.

saisaisblog

You all need this in your lifes <3

fortinbrasftw

COPIC MARKER GIVEAWAY

Alright, so I bought all these Copics when I was in Japan years ago and have never, ever used them, so I thought someone else could treat them better.

All the Cool Greys (C0-C8) are Broad and Fine, and just about all the rest are Copic Sketch. You can see from the picture there’s a good range of color. I picked them all out according to a marker guide to get the most bang for my buck. There’s also two colorless blenders in there which are very slightly used. Case / box isn’t included. Altogether there are about 90-95 markers (they were hard to count in just like this and I’m not taking the time to count exactly. count the photo if you want.)

LIKE OR REBLOG THIS UNTIL JUNE 15TH FOR A CHANCE TO WIN. No follow necessary.

a note on shipping: I’m in the USA, if the cost is manageable (under $20) to outside the US, I’ll do my best to cover it, but if it’s a high cost, I might ask you to kick me a few $ to cover it. we’ll see.