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your yearly reminder that Baby Itâs Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because itâs expected, not bc she doesnât fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude sheâs into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (âit was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutterâ). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it. Â
Also the âhey whatâs in this drinkâ thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the womanâs making a joke that she wouldnât do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! itâs only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to
Me, listening to âBaby, Itâs Cold Outsideâ with historical context:
sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say
the latest dispatches from room 156
happy monday folks
room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!
a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020
2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet
have not updated this post in a while so here, enjoy some room 156 content in these trying times
Lucifer: *Lucifers* Chloe: The Lord is testing me
this is an appreciation post for all the tuggers and mistos of different cats -musical casts
I'm so glad they have the gay energy in so many productions đ„șđ€Čđžđž
I'm getting a kind of a flirty teasy energy from these gifs and I'm loving it đ„șđ„șđ
they're having a gay gossip
misto being jealous of tugger and zapping him for flirting with bombalurina I love this so much
boyfriends dancing together đ„șđ€Čđđžđž they really have my heart
tugger really be checking on misto doe đłđ
that thing tugger does with his finger and the expression in mistos face after that... đžđžđđžđ„șđ„ș
this is the end, I hope these babeys made your day!
BENEDICT BRIDGERTON IN EVERY EPISODE 1.01, Diamond of the First Water
The Jellicle Ball set to Caramelldansen by Caramell
Canât cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah
there is absolutely no way i couldâve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.
American Psycho: The Musical
-Killing Time
Donât you see heaven is a state of mind. Weâre killing time, weâre killing time. Love wonât last, wonât last forever. We have tonight, and we never say never. Get another drink, do another line. Weâre killing time, weâre killing time.
THE COCOAPUFF GIRLS
So about this project. For awhile now Iâve noticed almost every single time I see a darker skinned black woman âgoing viralâ, sheâs half naked, oiled up, and/or sexualized in some way shape or form. Itâs very rarely ever âLook at this amazing dark skinned woman who accomplished this thing.â Or âLook at her smile, sheâs gorgeousâ. Â Please donât misinterpret what Iâm saying. There is nothing wrong with darker women and black women in general being free and expressive about their sexuality and provocative features. BUT that is NOT ALL they are. They are so much more than sexual beings, but for some reason, that seems to be almost the only thing that grabs viral appreciation. So hereâs my attempt to have darker skinned black women go viral for just being cute, creative, stylish, bubbly, beautiful, and black. Aside from the videographer EVERYONE involved in this project IS A BLACK WOMAN. I hope you guys like it. I ask that if you enjoyed this and agree with my objective, share it with a few people please.
A special thank you to @aggienes, I couldnât have done this without her.
INSTAGRAM PAGES OF THOSE INVOLVED Photographer & Creative Director: @ohpenmike @ohpenmikephotos Stylist: @ohpenmikephotos & @aggie_hair Hair-Stylist: @aggie_nes @aggie_hair Graphic Designer: @pepitapepper MUA: @chidi.mma Models: @kristiatolode @misskellykel @chiepodeu @yanjusofine_
I worked on this project with @ohpenmike and other talented black artists. Enjoy đ
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I found this cats production by accident and I thought it was super cool! Itâs the Cirkus, Stockholm production from 2009. Click the images to see which character is which, Iâve labelled them.
this production was circus themed!
If you want to see more pictures of the characters/set, hereâs where I found them:Â https://www.deviantart.com/mrsmistoffelees/gallery/24011103/cats
@uppastthejelliclemoon
CIRCUS CATS!!! AND I THINK THIS IS THE SAME PRODUCTION THAT HAD THAT ROCK-OPERA VERSION OF THE JELLICLE BALL I SHOWED YOU!!
Hereâs a Youtube link of that video for anyone curious. The quality is kind of blurry but trust me, when you hear the orchestra, itâs insane!!
@queencurlycrown
UGH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! THE DESIGN IS AMAZING AND IT LOOKS SO COOL
-lemony snicket
Ed Westwick em uma sessĂŁo de fotos para a revista L'Officiel Hommes Italia.
@frederic.monceau: Outtakes of @lofficielhommesitalia with @edwestwick. First image is the result of a dialogue between @edwestwick and I: «- What do you want me to do? - Just give me some weird options, think of being the Joker or someone as psychoâŠÂ»
âI wanted to hear his window open, hear his espadrilles on the balcony, and then the sound of my own window, which was never locked, being pushed open as heâd step into my room after everyone had gone to bed, slip under my covers, undress me without asking and after making me want him more than I thought I could ever want another living soul, gently, softly, and, with the kindness one Jew extends to another, work his way into my body, gently and softly, after heeding the words Iâd been rehearsing for days now, Please, donât hurt me, which meant, Hurt me all you want.â
ANDRE ACIMAN, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME
omfg
I expected nothing less
This man never fails to make me grin
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnât get me one because they were âtoo violent and also ate peopleâ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATâS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITâS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say âEXTREME CHOMPINâ â in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUâRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itâs still there! hopefully I didnât destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenât put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereâs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iâd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures