Yikes! the Musical

Kay, 29. I'm really good at reblogging and very poor at everything else.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[infertilityidol]

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[what-even-is-thiss]

Watching local non commentary daytime news broadcasts is like McDonald’s has new soda flavors. They invented a device that helps some disabled people with motor issues play the guitar. There’s been a major setback in the history of the voting rights act today thanks to the Supreme Court. There’s going to be a beer night at the zoo next week.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Right wing commentators really will freak out about anything.

They’re planning on opening some city owned grocery stores in NYC next year and these people are like it’s gonna be a disaster it’s gonna raise crime or whatever.

Oh no, a grocery store.

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[saintofwhimsy]

the bad kids would have loved the running through the scientology building challenges

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why should all citizens get a certain amount of free food from the government to supplement what they can buy on their own? That’s the sort of stupid commie thing they do in *checks notes* the ancient Roman republic.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

[napkincole]

Dan vs Phil: First half of 2014

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[nowisthewinter]

Someone overslept....

[aringofsalt]

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[chungledown-bimothy]

max has punching knuckles made out of torse's mangled golden heart. which could mean nothing.