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Watching local non commentary daytime news broadcasts is like McDonald’s has new soda flavors. They invented a device that helps some disabled people with motor issues play the guitar. There’s been a major setback in the history of the voting rights act today thanks to the Supreme Court. There’s going to be a beer night at the zoo next week.

what-even-is-thiss

Right wing commentators really will freak out about anything.

They’re planning on opening some city owned grocery stores in NYC next year and these people are like it’s gonna be a disaster it’s gonna raise crime or whatever.

Oh no, a grocery store.

lleyksie

brown bear, black bear

saintofwhimsy

the bad kids would have loved the running through the scientology building challenges

captain-price-returns

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

what-even-is-thiss

Why should all citizens get a certain amount of free food from the government to supplement what they can buy on their own? That’s the sort of stupid commie thing they do in *checks notes* the ancient Roman republic.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

napkincole

Dan vs Phil: First half of 2014

maidthings

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

demilypyro

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

maidthings

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

nowisthewinter

Someone overslept....

aringofsalt

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

asexualbrigadier

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI