𓅆The fool𓅆

Fucks around, but calculated (he/him)!!!MINOR!!!

[salamanderwitch]

So you know how some spiders keep tiny frogs as pets? I'd love that. Imagine just having a cat sized frog that eats small insects before they get to you pantry. Cat frog

[prokopetz]

I feel like the Deltarune fandom is setting itself up for a fall because there's no way Dess is going to be as cool as the fanart is making her our to be.

[salamanderwitch]

COUNTERPOINT: Look how fucking terrifying carol is.

She is way scarier than any fan design ive seen. Don't underestimate toby. Don't underestimate the holiday administration.

[salamanderwitch]

Im leaving for 2 weeks so i don't spoil deltarune for myself. Byee!

[salamanderwitch]

HOLY SHIT

WERE SO CLOSEEEEEEE!!!!

WERE OFFICIALLY IN 2 DIGIT NUMBERS (excluding seconds to make it sound cooler)

[salamanderwitch]

Guys i think... Deltarune... might be...

TODAY!!!!

Were so close i can almost taste it!

[salamanderwitch]

We should start using Egyptian hieroglyphs as emojis because that would be funny𓅙𓅙𓅙

[salamanderwitch]

Is a cigarette called a cigarette because it's a small cigar?

[salamanderwitch]

I found out how to format my posts

And now i am obsessed

PERFECTLY NORMAL ABOUT IT.

don't worry i definitively won't use it every chance i get

LYING THROUGH MY DAMN TEETH

[salamanderwitch]

I ABSOLUTELY hate the cute creature and i LOVE the scary one

Why? Ill tell you why. BECAUSE THE LITTLE EVIL BASTARD NEVER GETS CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!! The big scary creature is just a big softie inside! A "lil guy"! It's always so nice to people and it has hobbies and i love them! But when that little DAMN SATAN commits MULTIPLE HORRID MURDERS and... worst of all... TAKES A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! It's ALWAYS "aww the little baby did a booboo to someone!" "aww i can't be mad at you you're so cute!" "You sweet little baby you're just so cute!"

Like UGHHHHH! Just prosecute this guy already, can't you see he's clearly satan in disguise?

[salamanderwitch]

Utopia or dystopia? neither.

There is too much talk about the future being either SUPER wholesome and perfect and yay! We've reached utopia! :D or either Super dark and gloomy and sad where everyone is depressed! :( Quit acting like it needs to be one or the other. What if the future is just *okay*? What if it's just *alright*? You know, not too good not too bad. like a couple years ago but in the future. There is still bad in the world, but we've fixed some stuff! New problems arrived, old problems are fixed. Seriously, stop acting like the future is either one extreme or the other. You're just gonna stress yourself out. You're just gonna hurt yourself if you keep thinking the future is either heaven or hell.

[lacolombejaune]

[salamanderwitch]

Im not sure you understand... i NEEEEEEED 15 of little bottles like this! I WANT FREE MASON JARS GOD DAMN IT!!

[salamanderwitch]

Start making typos on purpose but like, on the other side of the keyboard to confase people. Cause they'll see the typo, say "Oh they probably made a typo" then check their button placements to see whether the letters are close to eachother, then be confused when they see one button ten solid cm away from the other one.

[salamanderwitch]

They need to start making safes that look like gilded medieval chests. Safes really went downhill when they turned into black,bland, lifeless boxes

[salamanderwitch]

When im gonna get real old, and i mean real real old, ill grow a really long beard and stroke it down when im in deep thought

[salamanderwitch]

I really hate the way people who like villains act. I mean i hate that you cannot even DISLIKE a villain around them. And i don't mean dislike them like they are badly written, i mean dislike as in they're a bad person. It's just grinds my gears so much man! I remember i told my brother i hate a villain and he immediately started being like "But they're well written". Like ughh dude shut up.

[writing-prompt-s]

When a mage is badly injured, magic sometimes "fills in the gaps"—growing an arcane hand or leg. You suffered brain damage that would have killed most. Magic filled in your mind.

[salamanderwitch]

That is LITERALLY MY MAGIC SYSTEM.

[salamanderwitch]

A cursed item shop, but they're not evil

Basically just a store that sells cursed items, but they're really up front about it. They don't hide what evil downside an item has they just tell you. -Hey what does that clock do? -It tells you exactly when you die. -That sounds really useful. -Well, yeah but It automatically kills you after 3 seconds of using it. -Oh.