Stop Talking To Your Pancake

yo yo yo yo yoyoyiyoioooo yoyo yo yo you yo yo yo yo

[cuteness--overload]

[bearotonin-international]

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[chrys-half-dead-art-blog]

[junglejim4322]

Good things will happen in September

[junglejim4322]

I completely forgot I scheduled this post a year in advance and woke up to see the cat fish of fortune had come in the night to deliver the good news. Auspicious September everybody

[richardswag-deactivated20230909]

Plane sleeping

[pharawee]

Don't worry. I'll stay by your side.

☆ I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNT ♡ Episode 3

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[shortpplfedup]

Beefing via duelling newspaper columns for months until the tension becomes so intense they simply MUST meet in a library after hours to bang it out.

[loveisactivated]

JEFF SATUR in THE PARADISE OF THORNS

[corrodedparadox]

Yoink

[fairycosmos]

IDGAF ABOUT LABUBUS OR SYDENY SWEENEY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

Cemetery in the mountains of Kyrgyzstan. Flickr

[just-human-persons]

10 True Things that happened at Dashcon 2 but they get more and more niche and obscure

1. The muppet joker was murdered in cold blood, and then KUNGPOWPENIS’d before the musical group *The Musical Interdudes* sung “am I am man or a muppet” in their memory.

2. There was a knighting and failed insurrection

3. Ball pit piss was sold for two dollars.

4. Dashcon 2 raised $7000 CAD for The Canadian Cancer Society.

5. Two different things were left in the ball pit, a red plastic tooth and a paper sign reading “PISS”.

(Photos missing)

6. There was a child murder hole beneath Dashcon 2 Staff headquarters that spanned the majority of underneath headquarters.

7. Part of the reason there was so many hand written signs around the con was because the Dashcon 2 printer was (trans inclusive) misogynistic and and would only work when operated by one of the guy staff members.

8. The staff held a party a few weeks after the con and drank Mojitos and The Flavour while WAY too many people were in the ball pit.

9. The prizes for the cosplay competition had hand drawn doodles on them from one of the staff.

(Photos missing)

10. Someone tried to sell watches under their coat (supposedly) at the crow exchange and was subsequently banished for their crimes (most definitely).

(Photos missing)

11. Staff members independently convinced the muppet joker to consume mustard on cheese pizza as his last meal (MUSTARD CULT REIGN SUPREME).

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

The name of the last album you listened to is your new name, are you happy with it?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJul 14, 2025

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[salami-tender]

.......is ur username a description of a particular salami or like. a profession

(intoxicated minds must kno (sorry. (sry)))

dunno actually. as to what was going through my mind when I came up with the name in 2014 or smth, your guess is as good as mine. (though it's probably just salami that's tender)