Stop Talking To Your Pancake

yo yo yo yo yoyoyiyoioooo yoyo yo yo you yo yo yo yo

[toycrossingadventures]

Just keep swimming! 🐠

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[antisocial-transfag]

tags by nothorses

oh shittttt

[bluesandfilms]

"Please, can you make me cry?"

"Remember what you asked me?" “What did I ask you?” “Do I believe in karma? I replied that I believe in the idea of karma. If we were meant to share karma together, we will meet again. Just like the two of us now."

[veiledfigure]

doesnt like it

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[cuteness--overload]

[bearotonin-international]

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[chrys-half-dead-art-blog]

[junglejim4322]

Good things will happen in September

[junglejim4322]

I completely forgot I scheduled this post a year in advance and woke up to see the cat fish of fortune had come in the night to deliver the good news. Auspicious September everybody

[richardswag-deactivated20230909]

Plane sleeping

[pharawee]

Don't worry. I'll stay by your side.

☆ I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNT ♡ Episode 3

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[shortpplfedup]

Beefing via duelling newspaper columns for months until the tension becomes so intense they simply MUST meet in a library after hours to bang it out.

[loveisactivated]

JEFF SATUR in THE PARADISE OF THORNS

[corrodedparadox]

Yoink