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Hi I'm Salem, Ghostie, sometimes even Veiyana (but just call me Salem pls ^-^), 24, and I'm a trans woman !! my pronouns are she/her, if you know me no you don't

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[salem4]

still havent updated ur age, dummy (affectionately)

FUCKING. HITTING YOU WITH HAMMERS ITS FIXED SHTUPID

[salem4]

how tf r u getting anons all of a sudden?

:3

I dont know im scared ;-;

[salem4]

Wow bad timing to send that I swear I’m not the horny one 😭

WHO ARE YOU

[salem4]

Hang on you haven’t posted since the 1st. Everyone point and laugh at the grass-toucher! /j

FUCKINJ ROTATING YOU IN MY BRAIN RN GET ROTATED IDIOT

[salem4]

If that’s you in your icon you are so fucking cute. Love the floofy hair!

awh thanks ^-^ that is in fact me with my big poofy hair aha

[thyrell]

i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

[holycrapitsbags]

Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. I’ve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like

“Welcome in what can I get you”

“I want a plain black coffee”

“All rights wha-“

“No sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.”

“Okay, got it, wha-“

“I don’t want no caramachmocha flippy-do’s or frappachina-what-it’s. Just. A plain ol regular black coffee”

“That’s great sir, now please wha”

“Just a old fashioned stright up coff-“

“SIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEE”

[salem4]

I think the idea of reverse boomer comics would be fucking hilarious

[salem4]

why that shit so dummy tight?????

POINT AND LAUGH AT THE HORNY

[dogpuppy]

What if I had another child and had tumblr raise it, like did polls for how I should take care of it and how I should treat it. How fast would child protective services descend upon me

[salem4]

give it the vanilla extract.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

His name is Taft, as in William Howard Taft of Minecraft and Supreme Court Justice

[salem4]

@kittybroker how much for this naked gentlemen

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[hrjrjj]

[salem4]

<3

[salem4]

t4t sex is just 5 hours of foreplay and then an hour of fucjing

[salem4]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

one of them is the drakenguard series/nier games I LOVED those games + story, i love the concept of soul bounding with a beast and losing apart of yourself you value, its overall so fuvking cool, I love it, theres a few ps2 games I can't remember but loveeee and need to finish, theres also wizard101 but im not a rich woman and cant stand turn based combat most times

[artemis-the-catgrill]

reposting this so staff will have a harder time trying to make everyone forget it <3

[queen-suzu]

@staff

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[salem4]

I want my sister's back tumblr