Disaster With Legs

~ olivia ~ Horribly inactive both in real life and on tumblr

[lesbiantiana]

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

[carrionkid]

like. objectively. living in that time period would SUCK but victorian stuff is so, so, sexy. i want to be sent off to boarding school because i’m too rowdy in an attempt to make me stop embarrassing my family only to enter into a tempestuous love affair with my roommate before drowning in the grounds lake.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[plague-doctor-daddy]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[nerosgundam-blog]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

[lake-erie]

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

[siriusplack1-deactivated2015112]

troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game

[marisatomay]

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

[koryos]

top 3 bat pics

#1: aggression

#2: seduction

#3: goblin

[courageinsect]

you forgot the most important

#4: enlightenment

[bymiathermopolis]

[shrimptin]

[hashtagloveloses]

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

[mcavoy]

How long have we been friends? Six thousand years?

[salemdunk]

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[salemdunk]