salem

they/it, so tired of this, random posts, undead, current hyperfixation: mcyt

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woa

i’m a mild chicken wing :)

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salem’s apologistictick-ness

so anyway i’m an apologist so here are the people i apologist for <3

* sam (awesamdude)

* tommy (tommyinnit)

* bunz (punz)

* wilbur (not ghostbur, wilbursoot)

* the girlfriend from fnf (but she could never do anything wrong <3)

* the lemon demon from fnf (please don't eat my girlfriend)

* lunar from krew (god their yandere high school was my childhood, really sad they didn't continue season 2)

* FLORA FROM WINX, SHUT UP IM RIGHT ( :-) )

uhm i think that's all anyways stan loona but fuck rule 5 :-)

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IM SORRY

I KEEP LOOKING AT MY NOTIFS AND I SEE THE PHANTOMMY HC’S AND I CRY, BECAUSE I’M A TOMMY APOLOGIST AND NOW HE REALLY IS PHANTOMMY AND I ALSO NEED TO REWRITE A FEW OF THEM NOW SO BE EXPECTING NEW PHANTOMMY HC’S

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ok im back

skip first paragraph if you don't wanna hear a rant

no were not talking about the fucking fundy shit get that off my tl, as a victim of like all the shit he joked about that i know of, that was my fucking type of humour it was funny to me. but anyways

lets talk about mcyt genshin hc’s

wilbur and dream would be pyro

phil would be fucking anemo just like how math is red

ranboo would be electro or whatever the electric one is

dude tubbo would try to be jean and tommy would be amber

maybe tommy would be pyro? but maybe hydro cause of the whole drowning thing, or anemo cause of origin smp and shit

im still so fucked in the head abt the ages, i just need canon shit, what the fuck :(

also i can't wait for wil to start writing again?? his write so good? like don't get me wrong techno’s is like, fine and stuff, but dude wilbur’s was just like??? my shit???

also if you’ve never heard technoblade rant about greek mythology?? you should. it’s so fuckign amazing :)) maybe it’s cause my past hyperfication was greek mythology and shit??

but like, next post is gonna be about greek mythology cause i am so failing back into my old shit and i love it

but dude please tell me you all agree math is red and phil is anemo, also dude is english green or blue? there's no other option than that.

btw science is orange.

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shitting i mean shifting

so anyways m gonna try n shift tonight, prolly gonna die but hey it’ll be a fun death

no clue what's gonna happen or where i’ll go but i’ll prolly go somewhere, hopefully

hold on, are dreams just shifting but not scripted and sometimes bloody fucking terrifying?

can i get on shiftblr (shifting tumblr???) so i can ask questions? help.

anyways tomorrow you’ll prolly get back to your genshin and mcyt (mostly dsmp) shitposts ciao ciao

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genshin impact, not mcyt this time

dude why do people like xiao, he’s so fucking mean.

i mean, i get he’s powerful and shit but dude, he literally degrades us all the fucking time, and this is coming from someone who likes DILUC

but xiao isn’t even attractive??? like, i love his hair, but his outfit? hwhhghgh

but anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk and if i get a xiao fictive i’ll fucking stab some shit >:(((

so anyways i regret choosing the male protag the female is so much better and more attractive

also i need a new user like i came up with salemlings at 4am when my blood pressure was as low as the earths core.

but anyways i hate xiao, i love diluc, and holy fuck females are attractive 

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ghostinnit/phantommy headcanons

* since like they were planning to blow him up n stuff, he’d constantly be missing bits of himself * he’d never remember where they were, and would frequently ask others, especially niki, where they were. * he would constantly go up to high places and stare down * he can’t remember anything or anyone * tubbo tried to jog his memory by giving tommy ‘your tubbo’ to him. * tubbo: here, tommy, take this * tommy would stare at it before trying to get to the nether and staring into the lava * he would try and throw it away, until tubbo stops him * he’d refer to niki as a big sister, and it’d make her really sad and regretful, since she realizes he’s really just a kid looking for role models * since his largest role model was wilbur, who went insane, techno, who he believed betrayed him for siding with his manipulator, * the guy really didn't have any good options?? * niki started understanding how she was meant to be a role model but in the end diluted that image by going off in her own way and trying to kill him, and succeeding * he hates the colour lime green, but loves the colour of lighter greens and grass green. * he finds comfort in the sound of bees buzzing

gmornin evry1, ‘m 2 tired for this ngl, surprised i typed this without shrtcts, like wut ‘m doin now, gnight

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random dsmp hcs ive collected

* definitely adhd c!tommy hc

* wilbur copies tommys stims since he gets made fun for them

* dude like?? ptsd tommy?? yes?? he derealizes because of it too??

* neglectful phil who didn't realize tommy had adhd, yes, love it, add it to the collection

* techno parents get killed by orphans pog??

* ranboo can control the enderdragon, and dream is scared of him because of this

* tommy has created about 25 new languages in his free time, and tubbo tries to learn all of them too

* dadshlatt yes me like :)

* tommy can always find flower forest bioms because of their scent, and he always brings tubbo to them for their birthday, so bees come near them

* tommy has been struck by lightning so much that he has really noticeable tics, and gets embarrassed about it a lot

* wilbur has antisocial personality disorder and is on the autism spectrum (wow stop projecting salem rollcalls eyes)

* techno listens to msi, shut up ok, im right

lots of projecting and adopting hcs in this one lmao

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salems comfort streamers woohoo

watch when trying to sleep: punz watch in school: stevesuptic, 5up watch during episodes: smajor, shyaikun watch when sad: tommyinnit watch when in good mood: anniepants02, tubbo i put all of them in their own categories, and didn't use anyone twice. if u don't know any of these people i suggest watching them, they're pretty nice

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dsmp hcs again (only clingy duo), sorry if i duplicate them

can't remember any of them, so sorry if there's duplicates.

* tubbo makes flower crowns out of stress, and tried to teach tommy once. but he couldn't get the hang of it. now tubbo just makes them for tommy, since he has too many to count

* tommy memorized the position of each key, (2nd lowest row farthest left would be shift) so he could help tubbo type

* tommy and tubbo created a code language when they were kids that consisted of small eye flicks, blinks, and movement of the lips. they use it out of habit a lot, not realizing when they do since its so normal to them

* tommy doesn't like people talking about his weight because its something dream would do to get him to trust him. (saying that he looked unhealthy and helping him out, only to betray him in the end)

* tommy has very neat handwriting, and all of the letters look very different, so tubbo has an easier time reading his letters, his teachers hated him for it though

* tommy gets anxious wearing armour around others because of dream

* tommy has insane claustrophobia (that gets worse in dark areas, cough cough eret cough cough)  and tries to joke about it, but after the rest of sbi left him trapped in the small hole in pogtopia, he had a panic attack and started chewing his nails to the point of bleeding.

* tubbo has bad dissociative episodes, to the point where he acts out different traits of himself to try and get back to reality (i don't hc the d.i.d thing but he may have osdd, or maybe that's me projecting onto the comfort character)

so anyway lmao did u guys know i have both tubbo and tommy factors? wow i really just can't pick a struggle

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random dsmp hcs so i don't forget them

* yes, i do hc sbi dynamic

* all of the sbi kids hear voices, technos are just the loudest. * tubbo wear a hearing aid on his right ear, but uses his hair to cover it

* tommy and tubbo has burn have many burn scars * tubbo is a medic, and he draws labels on his meds instead of writing them down since he’s dyslexic

* sally cheated on wil with a fox, so he killed her, but he loved his son no matter what

* skeppy summoned bad as a demon to accompany him, which is why his lives are tied to his

* ghostbur unintentionally pulls people apart and hurts them, like what he does with his blue

* punz and purpled are related in someway

* ranboo can teleport but only in the end, he beats himself up because he feels like he's going to forget how to since he can't visit the end

* ranboo is part ghast and understands ghast language

* quackity can't stomach the smell of alcohol or be near it without breaking down

* ranboo forgets english at times, and only speaks in enchanting table, techno learned it for him and sometimes just speaks in it out of habit

* techno is 25% god, which is why they call him the blood god.

* fundy seeks out male figures in his life to give him comfort because of his daddy issues

* punz taught purpled how to drive when purpled was 13

* purpled is cold to the touch, and he enjoys being high up in the sky where its more cold so he feels more normal about his temperature

* sometimes i really have to think of the ages in the dsmp since will is phils kid and uh, yeah, lemme just drop some age hcs -wil n techno: 39 fundy: 19 tubbo: 21 tommy: 20 phil: 65 bbh n dream: immortal, dream is just letting people think they took 2 of his lives ranboo: 16 human years eret: 25 skeppy: 29 schlatt: 41 niki: 30 george: 34 sapnap: 35 karl: 29 quackity: 30 purpled: 18 punz: 25 ponk: 30 can't remember anyone else