unfunny

the personification of the animatronic salem from the 90s sabrina the teenage witch

[tall]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[hotvampireadjacent]

Oh my god is that Jerma 985

[dogpuppy]

[kittensnax]

Few more before bed

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[theconcealedweapon]

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[theconcealedweapon]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.