My name is Sam. I'm going to eat your dinner. @salesassistant - Tumblr Blog

I miss MJ.

August 29th 1958 - 25th June 2009.

#RIP #MichaelJackson #KingofPop #MJ

Long Live Steelo.

#PROERA #BeastCoast #CapitalSteez #RIP

2012's best

good kid, m.A.A.d city.

#2012 #BlackHippy #TDE #goodkidmaadcity #KendrickLamar

Friday night stereotypes.

£40 for my remaining two weeks holiday?

Where's the rest?

Once unbanned from facebook...

Once I am unbanned from Facebook I will make a full statement on my recent sacking from the co-operative food store.

Act like it matters.

Yours Sincerely,

Former cashier of the year Sam Patterson.

I'm not myself. It's gonna be alright though. I hope.

Dear Richard Hickman

Just because you've left the co-op it doesn't mean you can reblog gay shit and get away with it. I'm telling Bill.

My username is the gayest thing ever. More chance of getting tossed off in cargo shorts than finding someone just out of their teens that still uses the word swag. Lord of the rings is cool though.

On my mind

Feeling so fucking shitty right now. It’s just gone 3am and my inability to sleep since I got back from holiday is fucking killing me. When I return to work on Wednesday I’ll be falling asleep on checkouts n shit. Not that I want to return anyway. Thought a week away would do me good but the complete opposite has happened. Played 5-a-side earlier, went 5-0 up and ended up drawing 5-5. Fuck that. I could never take being a captain of a real team. Having a go at team mates isn’t my thing. Shit just makes me feel horrible after. Just want next weeks game to come around so I can put it right. Fuck, why can’t I sleep? I like sleep, sleep likes me, what’s the problem? I’m a cunt when I get my rest but I’m even more of a cunt when I don’t. My heart hurts as well. Had a few nights on holiday when heart palpitations interfered with my night out. I've been drinking alcohol regularly since I turned 18, my body needs to man up. Too many things to tick off this list in my head before I can get some direction in my life again. I'm up for the fight. Make me a cup of tea.