Certified Goat-Girl

She/it, transbian 🔞

[squeakitties]

did you hear they started drawing anthropomorphic animal people with human-like qualities, such as bipedalism, the capacity for speech, and even human breasts?

[alandrosul]

pronounces akulakhan like ackalackin. just to piss dagoth ur off

[torrents-little-space]

Domming all the girls before our local smash tournament so they can't focus on their matches and our pet can steal easy wins, the subspace emissary strat

[xxstickittwomexx]

say FAT just say FAT i swear to god

[ashnods-transfemogrant]

a long distance sleeping gf is a kind of dead wife

[ashnods-transfemogrant]

staring at her photos, remembering the good ol times (like. 20 minutes ago before she fell asleep), really puts life into perspective

[couchnapping]

I'd like reading plays more if they didn't keep trying to get me to age regress

[couchnapping]

"Act 2" I couldn't read back then idiot!

[wildgeese98]

THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE

My mother used the resultant power to modify her ovum on a chromosomal level, so thanergy ignition wouldn’t compromise the embryo. She did this so I would be a necromancer.

Pelleamena and her 200 dead children. Wake and her bomb. I've been thinking about them and their pregnancies. The lengths they both went to to conceive babies meant to preserve their people's future. One child to keep the tomb sealed forever, one to break it open.

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[manyblinkinglights]

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

[nyancrimew]

how fashion designers look at you when you tell them you wanna wear anything besides jeggings as a fat woman

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[finnglas]

Oh good I can sleep in a little.

[cepheusgalaxy]

"Doomed yaoi" this "doomed yuri" that what about doomed found family. What about finding comfort in these new people after going through so much on your own—a community, a solace, a home to come back to. Caring for them with all you've got, only to realize that it wasn't going to work, ever, no matter what you tried. Only to have it ripped apart, no matter how much you tried to hold them close. Found family that becomes lost family. Found family that takes your heart with it when they go.

[sunburnt-brian]

[videolottery]

We’re all noobs in the eyes of the state!

[champagne-drip]

little miss giggles when you slap her so the next one is harder

[oblivionloading]

Martin: I’m afraid I will need your help again if we are to beat The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion™.