Certified Goat-Girl

She/it, transbian 🔞

[couchnapping]

I'd like reading plays more if they didn't keep trying to get me to age regress

[couchnapping]

"Act 2" I couldn't read back then idiot!

[wildgeese98]

THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE

My mother used the resultant power to modify her ovum on a chromosomal level, so thanergy ignition wouldn’t compromise the embryo. She did this so I would be a necromancer.

Pelleamena and her 200 dead children. Wake and her bomb. I've been thinking about them and their pregnancies. The lengths they both went to to conceive babies meant to preserve their people's future. One child to keep the tomb sealed forever, one to break it open.

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[manyblinkinglights]

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

[nyancrimew]

how fashion designers look at you when you tell them you wanna wear anything besides jeggings as a fat woman

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[finnglas]

Oh good I can sleep in a little.

[cepheusgalaxy]

"Doomed yaoi" this "doomed yuri" that what about doomed found family. What about finding comfort in these new people after going through so much on your own—a community, a solace, a home to come back to. Caring for them with all you've got, only to realize that it wasn't going to work, ever, no matter what you tried. Only to have it ripped apart, no matter how much you tried to hold them close. Found family that becomes lost family. Found family that takes your heart with it when they go.

[sunburnt-brian]

[videolottery]

We’re all noobs in the eyes of the state!

[champagne-drip]

little miss giggles when you slap her so the next one is harder

[oblivionloading]

Martin: I’m afraid I will need your help again if we are to beat The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion™.

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[i-am-a-fish]

when the belly has rolls

[annabelle--cane]

average season one tma episode is like. statement of bernadetta mcmickison about her friend emily's tragic death at the hands of the hat man, original statement given october 16, 2011. statement begins. so let's get one thing straight: I hate your fucking institute. you stupid bitches think ghosts are real which OBVIOUSLY they aren't but I did see a ghost this one time and you're the only people dumb enough to listen to me so here I am ig :/ . you're going to read this and think, "bernadetta, you clearly killed emily yourself" and while, yes, I did push her in front of several buses, it wasn't my fault when she died. I do sometimes wonder, though, if I hadn't pushed her in front of that fourth bus, if she would still be alive today... anyway, I digress. this all started last april, when I severely concussed myself on my way in to work at the torment nexus factory. torment nexus assembly is a long tradition in my family, going back decades--

[lokaror]

you'll notice theres no discourse about the dwarf stones because freddy mercury returned them to the dwarves like a good person would.

[dumbdoegirl]

always carry ur collar on u just in case smthn transgender happens to u